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mantahatch

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Old news, no need to read.
« on: 03 June 2010, 11:52:20 »

I am now sat cross legged.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
« Last Edit: 03 June 2010, 15:48:48 by mantahatch »
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #1 on: 03 June 2010, 12:09:00 »

B-L-O-O-D-Y HECK ....... OUCHHHHH!!!!  :o :o :o

I've heard of ears being ripped off, willies being cut off in other countries but a tecticle???!!!!

If she was that hungry then may i suggest a tin of Asda's meat balls ..... they're much more tasty!!  :D :D :D
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #2 on: 03 June 2010, 12:13:31 »

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« Reply #3 on: 03 June 2010, 12:15:04 »

Blimey what a strong angry woman! ;D ;D ;D  Respect! 8-) 8-) 8-)

However, that was a terrible thing to do and I just cannot imagine why any woman would get to the point of wanting to do that kind of thing..............I cannot imagine testicles taste very nice without a good sauce!! ::) ::) ::) 
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #4 on: 03 June 2010, 12:16:12 »

Words fail me............................(squeezes legs together and winces)
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« Reply #5 on: 03 June 2010, 12:23:39 »

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Blimey what a strong angry woman! ;D ;D ;D  Respect! 8-) 8-) 8-)

However, that was a terrible thing to do and I just cannot imagine why any woman would get to the point of wanting to do that kind of thing..............I cannot imagine testicles taste very nice without a good sauce!! ::) ::) ::) 

jilted and beer fuelled.. probably build like fatima whitbread :o

wonder if anyone said... ayy ayy ayy carhm dowwn..
« Last Edit: 03 June 2010, 12:26:55 by tapper888 »
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« Reply #6 on: 03 June 2010, 12:41:47 »

She said "I am in no way a violent person" ::) :o ;D........hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. ;)
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #7 on: 03 June 2010, 12:46:44 »

I bet the Judge gave her a right bollocking  :y
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #8 on: 03 June 2010, 13:11:27 »

I remember this....wasnt she jailed in Feb 05  :-/

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« Reply #9 on: 03 June 2010, 13:21:00 »

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Blimey what a strong angry woman! ;D ;D ;D  Respect! 8-) 8-) 8-)

However, that was a terrible thing to do and I just cannot imagine why any woman would get to the point of wanting to do that kind of thing..............I cannot imagine testicles taste very nice without a good sauce!! ::) ::) ::) 

jilted and beer fuelled.. probably build like fatima whitbread :o

wonder if anyone said... ayy ayy ayy carhm dowwn..

More like ..... 'looks like testies - tastes like chicckkkennn!!  :D :D :D
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« Reply #10 on: 03 June 2010, 15:06:15 »

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I remember this....wasnt she jailed in Feb 05  :-/
Quite correct!! For some reason Old News is appearing on BBC website, as did the one about street signs in Wales the other day.
Quiet news day I reckon.
Still, does it hurts boys?
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« Reply #11 on: 03 June 2010, 15:10:26 »

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I remember this....wasnt she jailed in Feb 05  :-/
Quite correct!! For some reason Old News is appearing on BBC website, as did the one about street signs in Wales the other day.
Quiet news day I reckon.
Still, does it hurts boys?


I do apologise if this is old news. When I viewed it it was on today's main page.  :(
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #12 on: 03 June 2010, 15:22:25 »

I'm not even going to look as I can imagine what its about and thats enough ;D
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