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Joke
« on: 17 June 2010, 19:45:59 »
A little boy is sitting on the toilet and try as he might he can`t answer nature`s call. His Mum, wondering why he`s in there for so long, pops her head round the door and sees him smacking himself on the top of his head. "Tommy, why on earth are you doing that to your head" she asks.
"Well Mum, little Tommy says, "it works with the bottle of ketchup" :D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 17 June 2010, 19:48:41 »
Good one ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 17 June 2010, 19:59:01 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

i could see that happening in this house  ::)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 17 June 2010, 20:16:07 »
at least he didn't try the knife trick  :o :o ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 17 June 2010, 22:22:49 »
Better than working it out with a pencil.... ::)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: 18 June 2010, 07:14:23 »
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Better than working it out with a pencil.... ::)

That's best used on a constipated mathmetician  ::)

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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: 18 June 2010, 22:09:12 »
working out his annulas...
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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: 18 June 2010, 22:12:19 »
When i saw joke i thought it was about the England team.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #8 on: 18 June 2010, 22:27:17 »
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When i saw joke i thought it was about the England team.

the thread you was looking for is "no hope"
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