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mantahatch

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« on: 04 July 2010, 12:44:46 »

A self important University student walking along the beech took it upon himself to explain to a Senior Citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one" the student said loud enough for others to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, and mobile phones,computers and much much more.

After a brief silence, the Senior Citizen responded.

"you're right son. We did not have those things when we where young.....so we invented them.

Now, you arrogant little ass what are you doing for the next generation ?
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Re: Jokette
« Reply #1 on: 04 July 2010, 12:47:00 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Very True!

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« Reply #2 on: 04 July 2010, 13:50:50 »

Many a true word.... ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 04 July 2010, 14:06:34 »

 ;D ;D ;D outstanding  ;D :y
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Re: Jokette
« Reply #4 on: 04 July 2010, 19:18:51 »

Indeed!! 8-)
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« Reply #5 on: 05 July 2010, 08:07:45 »

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A self important University student walking along the beech took it upon himself to explain to a Senior Citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one" the student said loud enough for others to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, and mobile phones,computers and much much more.

After a brief silence, the Senior Citizen responded.

"you're right son. We did not have those things when we where young.....so we invented them.

Now, you arrogant little ass what are you doing for the next generation ?

I had visions of the student in a tree for a moment - but it was obviously Beach ................
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« Reply #6 on: 05 July 2010, 08:20:40 »

excellent  ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 05 July 2010, 08:43:58 »

Brilliant :y :y I must show this to my 'smart arse' teenage son. He thinks I am ancient and I know nothing :D :D
One up for the 'oldies'.
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« Reply #8 on: 05 July 2010, 09:14:26 »

nice :)
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« Reply #9 on: 05 July 2010, 10:40:12 »

Abso-bloody-lutely!!!
youngsters today seem to think they invented everything we use, they seem to forget too, that we had the brains to invent and produce everything, they just had to refine some things a little and use them..............
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