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Skirt Zipper
« on: 15 November 2010, 22:58:31 »

As the bus stopped  and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to  allow her leg to come up to the height  of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed  and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached  behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this  would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the  step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more  embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip  her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted  the step.

Once again, much to  her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.   
With a little smile  to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little  more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a  large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and  placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic  and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled
How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you  are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends ."
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Re: Skirt Zipper
« Reply #1 on: 16 November 2010, 07:38:50 »

 :D :D :D :D :D
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