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Author Topic: I've been wondering again....(NWS)  (Read 2556 times)

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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #30 on: 15 January 2011, 02:02:33 »

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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!

You dont tell them that though, and they keep practiceing.   ::)
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #31 on: 15 January 2011, 02:08:13 »

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Jimbob's got Skruntieitis ;D

Cheeky bugga. ::)
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #32 on: 15 January 2011, 17:04:54 »

This forum amazes me....................

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I'm lost for words. :-? :-[
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #33 on: 15 January 2011, 17:10:52 »

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This forum amazes me....................

CARS

TRAINS   

BUS THREAD

Now W***ing????????

I'm lost for words. :-? :-[

 ::) Yes, what`s coming next? ;D
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #34 on: 15 January 2011, 17:15:40 »

Not me.........
I haven't found my black facelift 3.0V6 LPG fitted estate elite for peanuts yet......................
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #35 on: 15 January 2011, 17:34:01 »

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This forum amazes me....................

CARS

TRAINS   

BUS THREAD

Now W***ing????????

I'm lost for words. :-? :-[

 ::) Yes, what`s coming next? ;D

It isn't too hard to imagine;


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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #36 on: 15 January 2011, 17:40:17 »

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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!


Hmm...............personally I much prefer a woman(or two) to do it for me...........the wife/girlfriend and her sister is a nice combination..... ;)
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