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I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« on: 14 January 2011, 20:07:03 »

Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D

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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #1 on: 14 January 2011, 20:11:04 »

Bloody 'ell Jimbob, what's brought this state of mind on? :D
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #2 on: 14 January 2011, 20:13:43 »

Err? The mind boggles. ;D ;D
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #3 on: 14 January 2011, 20:13:51 »

i think i'll get notifications for this one  ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #4 on: 14 January 2011, 20:17:36 »

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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D

 ::) You`ve stopped taking the tablets again haven`t you, Jimbob? ;D
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #5 on: 14 January 2011, 20:18:17 »

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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #6 on: 14 January 2011, 20:18:36 »

are you going to let us know ??
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #7 on: 14 January 2011, 20:18:52 »

so thats what yer into jimbob ;)
an ole black man in the pub was once telling me in strong jamaican accent...when mi w@*k mi spit in mi hand and it feel a whole lot better aye ;D
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #8 on: 14 January 2011, 20:19:46 »

If either of my arms go to sleep whilst i'm asleep in bed it's no use at all, i can't even move it let alone stroke one off with it ;D
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #9 on: 14 January 2011, 20:20:52 »

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Now, its common knowledge if a bloke has a w**k with his left arm, especially after lying on it, it has a sensation as if someone else is doing it.....


My Question is, does the same apply to women?  Both manually or with toys?

Discuss....  :D :D :D
Lets be honest, a woman can't do it as good as yourself,they never can get the right pressure or speed!

Men know the right way..... ::)

....hence the phrase: "He`s a right tosser" ;D
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #10 on: 14 January 2011, 20:26:01 »

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Bloody 'ell Jimbob, what's brought this state of mind on? :D


The Mrs has a sore left arm today, after I was out on the ale last night, so trying to work out what she has been up to in my absence  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #11 on: 14 January 2011, 20:26:59 »

And I suppose it follows on quite nicely from my last 'wondering' of why don't ladies fill up with water when in the swimming baths  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #12 on: 14 January 2011, 20:27:58 »

Been a while since we've had one of these threads going ;D ;D :y :y

I'll go get the popcorn and settle in for the evening :y
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #13 on: 14 January 2011, 20:28:15 »

spank the monkey,bash the bishop,see pam and her 5 mates,slap the salami,tug,pull one off,empty both barrels,if you wear a condom your having a pretend or a posh one,chokeing the chicken,knock one off the wrist,pull,cheap date :D
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Re: I've been wondering again....(NWS)
« Reply #14 on: 14 January 2011, 20:28:25 »

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If either of my arms go to sleep whilst i'm asleep in bed it's no use at all, i can't even move it let alone stroke one off with it ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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