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Author Topic: I don't love my Omega...  (Read 1611 times)

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albitz

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Re: I don't love my Omega...
« Reply #15 on: 21 May 2011, 23:58:56 »

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Why Would you do that to the poor car and theres 500 of them!  >:( >:(

Dont knock it till youve tried it. ;) :-*.................. :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I don't love my Omega...
« Reply #16 on: 22 May 2011, 08:18:43 »

....."But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf".....

Freak.......... :o :o :o
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Re: I don't love my Omega...
« Reply #17 on: 22 May 2011, 09:06:41 »

Surely these 500 'people', need to go into a mental institute? I mean I love my cars but, that's just wrong on so many levels.
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Re: I don't love my Omega...
« Reply #18 on: 22 May 2011, 10:21:49 »

Stallion has asked me for my spare plenum "so he can experiment", Im beginning to wonder what kind of experiment. :D ;D ;D
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Re: I don't love my Omega...
« Reply #19 on: 22 May 2011, 14:18:52 »

be wary of the stains on the seats :-X
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Re: I don't love my Omega...
« Reply #20 on: 22 May 2011, 15:14:01 »

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Surely these 500 'people', need to go into a mental institute? I mean I love my cars but, that's just wrong on so many levels.

It's 500 people divided into a global number, which is in itself not a lot.

And I don't want to start another topic here.  Though on the side of the Mental health state, you'll probably find that in every country, those with mental health issues aren't getting the real help they deserve. Because 'mental heath issues' is something a lot of people don't want to know & easy to lock people up in a prison than help them with their issues.
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Re: I don't love my Omega...
« Reply #21 on: 22 May 2011, 17:59:27 »

Gawd love a duck!........ :o.....what have I just said :o :o :o ;D
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Re: I don't love my Omega...
« Reply #22 on: 22 May 2011, 21:08:22 »

How do they "Make Love" there is an obvious but I want to make sure my jokes work
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« Reply #23 on: 23 May 2011, 18:35:42 »

This was aired on TV a while back. this guy and another guy in his 20's. They ended up sneaking out in the night to 'inspect' each others cars.  :o
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Re: I don't love my Omega...
« Reply #24 on: 23 May 2011, 21:50:17 »

reminds me of that joke:-

Heard about the irish man who kissed a princess?

He burnt his mouth on the exhaust :D :D :D

but even though that is wrong :o :o
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