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[Nickbat]

But it's a really good friend and I do like to go out with it daily, but that's as far as it goes.

Just so you don't think I'm like this...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

 

[jonnycool]

Oh. My. God.

[SJKOO01]

If that report makes your eyes water Nickbat, you should have seen the documentrary they did on him and others - Weird doesn't begin to describe it!

The camera crew even caught him making out with their hire car after hours outside the motel room!

Just when you think you've heard everything 

[RobG]

Up the rear tailpipe then

[the alarming man]

ah that was him in the program then?...mind you there cant two weirdo's wanting too do that...sick

[Kevin Wood]

1973 Opal GT [sic]

Can't knock his taste.

Might be one to keep an eye on when buying a used car, though. Ewww.

[Nickbat]

1973 Opal GT [sic]

Can't knock his taste.

Might be one to keep an eye on when buying a used car, though. Ewww.

Yes, may have to extend the mayo test to other areas... 

Yuk. (why don't we have a green smiley to show nausea?) 

[RobG]

[SJKOO01]

Quote's from the link

"Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California".

"Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums".

Still on the brighter side, there's more OOF members. They only have 500 on their site 

[Amigo]

At least if you bought a car from this freak you know it'd been well lubed! :-?

[Martin_1962]

So what do they actually do?

Please let me know as I have a few jokes pending which depend on the answer

[Stallion]

Why Would you do that to the poor car and theres 500 of them! 

[feeutfo]

So this is what it takes to get Nikbat taking omegas. I'd presumed you don't have an omega Nick. 

[Nickbat]

So this is what it takes to get Nikbat taking omegas. I'd presumed you don't have an omega Nick. 

There's only so much one can talk about Omegas, especially when you have one that's only done 36k miles from new. 

[Nickbat]

So this is what it takes to get Nikbat taking omegas. I'd presumed you don't have an omega Nick. 

There's only so much one can talk about Omegas, especially when you have one that's only done 36k miles from new. 

In human terms, that makes my Omega only in her 20s, I reckon.