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millwall

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make sure you always wipe properly
« on: 09 June 2011, 22:13:25 »
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #1 on: 09 June 2011, 22:22:58 »
 :o :o
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #2 on: 09 June 2011, 22:32:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Outstanding - that must be somewhere  in the top-ten. 8-) :y
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #3 on: 09 June 2011, 22:35:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D could say their marriage started on a skiddy patch ;D ;D
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #4 on: 09 June 2011, 23:00:06 »
made me chuckle ;D

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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #5 on: 09 June 2011, 23:07:22 »
Priceless  ::)

Sounds like they've started a smear campaign against each other.... ;)
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #6 on: 09 June 2011, 23:31:01 »
shit happens :D
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #7 on: 09 June 2011, 23:36:03 »
oh dear - thats nasty  :( :o

and embarrassing - imagine going back to work with that pinned up in the canteen  ;D ;D
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #8 on: 10 June 2011, 06:25:36 »
ooops, or should that be pooops  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #9 on: 10 June 2011, 09:13:56 »
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #10 on: 10 June 2011, 14:22:12 »
I've laughed so much, I can't get my breath!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #11 on: 10 June 2011, 14:32:04 »
Oh dear......what is it with the Scots and drink.... ::) ::) ::) ;)
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #12 on: 10 June 2011, 15:14:53 »
PMSL

Just goes to confirm that grown men wearing skirts is a bad idea.. And "going commando" is a worse one. ;)
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #13 on: 10 June 2011, 18:06:13 »
come on lads all hes doing is scenting his wife,i mean who would go near her with his musk on her
 och aye the poo ;D
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Re: make sure you always wipe properly
« Reply #14 on: 10 June 2011, 18:37:35 »
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I've laughed so much, I can't get my breath!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
thats lucky as she cant get rid of the skids ;D ;D
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