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[amigov6]

Waxing the senny   dont make me laugh,if he had done that he would not have got the silver tape to hold his neat wiring job for his lap top to the OUTSIDE OF THE WING.The dirt is holding the thing together.AND TAPE !!!!!!!!!

>:(Right, you lot, pay attention.
       Spray alloy cleaner on wheels.
          Wet car off with hose. (ok so far?)
             Fill bucket with water & 1 capfull of carwash (NOT FAIRY LIQUID)!!!
               Sponge ALL of car, wheels, inside arches,glass etc., rinse then shammy off. NEVER leave water on your Mig. Once shammied (is there such a word?) Drink tea, beer or a wee dram Bruccie, then polish one panel at a time using one cloth for putting on & one for taking off.
          Using different cloths & appropiate cleaners do all your black trims.
                  Next, new on & off cloths again & appropiate cleaner do all glass in & out.
             Nearly done now, just clean all shuts including boot & engine bay.
                  Hoover inside removing & cleaning mats, if leather treat it, & clean dash, plastics etc but not with cockpit shine as it leaves dash shiny not clean which will only attract more dust.
         Lastly dress tyres pour another drink, sit back & admire your Mig for a whole minute until our feathered friends see the peachiest Mig they can find & proceed to empty thier last meal all over it from a great height usually between two panels so it gets in everywhere.
          Here endeth todays valeting rant.
               P.S Do'nt try to polish in hot sun. You've got as much chance as shoving half a pound of butter up a hedgehogs arse with a hot needle!

No, sorry, I don't understand. Come around my place and demonstrate

:(What, every sunday?

[TheBoy]

Waxing the senny   dont make me laugh,if he had done that he would not have got the silver tape to hold his neat wiring job for his lap top to the OUTSIDE OF THE WING.The dirt is holding the thing together.AND TAPE !!!!!!!!!

>:(Right, you lot, pay attention.
       Spray alloy cleaner on wheels.
          Wet car off with hose. (ok so far?)
             Fill bucket with water & 1 capfull of carwash (NOT FAIRY LIQUID)!!!
               Sponge ALL of car, wheels, inside arches,glass etc., rinse then shammy off. NEVER leave water on your Mig. Once shammied (is there such a word?) Drink tea, beer or a wee dram Bruccie, then polish one panel at a time using one cloth for putting on & one for taking off.
          Using different cloths & appropiate cleaners do all your black trims.
                  Next, new on & off cloths again & appropiate cleaner do all glass in & out.
             Nearly done now, just clean all shuts including boot & engine bay.
                  Hoover inside removing & cleaning mats, if leather treat it, & clean dash, plastics etc but not with cockpit shine as it leaves dash shiny not clean which will only attract more dust.
         Lastly dress tyres pour another drink, sit back & admire your Mig for a whole minute until our feathered friends see the peachiest Mig they can find & proceed to empty thier last meal all over it from a great height usually between two panels so it gets in everywhere.
          Here endeth todays valeting rant.
               P.S Do'nt try to polish in hot sun. You've got as much chance as shoving half a pound of butter up a hedgehogs arse with a hot needle!

No, sorry, I don't understand. Come around my place and demonstrate

:(What, every sunday?

If you insist