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[Nickbat]

The waitress in tesco's cafe asked me what I'd like on my burger,I said a fiver each way would be good

Oi! I posted that in the joke section at lunchtime!!! 

[henryd]

The waitress in tesco's cafe asked me what I'd like on my burger,I said a fiver each way would be good

Oi! I posted that in the joke section at lunchtime!!! 

Ooops,I don't go there that often,sorry Nick

[Kevin Wood]

Well, Mrs. KW spotted some half price "spot the difference" meatballs on the way home from work.

Very nice they were with some pasta and a spicy tomato sauce.

So, to all the neigh sayers out there.....

[feeutfo]

If mentioned earlier in the thread, apologies, I couldn't be arsed to read it all. But which film was it, where they disposed of a body via a mate who worked at a burger factory? You can guess the rest.

I just can't remember the title. ? 

[bigegg]

Wilt, the eponymous hero (played by Griff Rhys Jones, I believe) of the film, convinces a copper that he has disposed of his (supposedly missing) wife's body by putting it through a mincer in a pork pie factory.

[cleggy]

I hope that Tesco have checked the Cock -A- Leekie soup