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Author Topic: Curiosity killed the cat?  (Read 859 times)

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amigov6

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Curiosity killed the cat?
« on: 24 May 2008, 15:41:49 »
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom & walks out absolutely peeing himself with laughter. The assistant thinks it a little strange but makes no more of it. Next day the same thing happens, & the next.
   The chemist then tells the assistant to follow the man the next time this happens. Sure enough, next day the man walks in again, buys a condom & leaves in stitches. "Follow him" says the chemist. Dutifully the assistant obeys & returns after 20 minutes. "Where did he go?" asked the chemist excitedly, "your house" replied the assistant.
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albitz

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Re: Curiosity killed the cat?
« Reply #1 on: 24 May 2008, 15:42:37 »
 ;D ;Dlike it ;D ;D
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Debs.

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Re: Curiosity killed the cat?
« Reply #2 on: 24 May 2008, 15:43:29 »
 ;D ROTFLOL ;D
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Re: Curiosity killed the cat?
« Reply #3 on: 24 May 2008, 16:39:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Curiosity killed the cat?
« Reply #4 on: 24 May 2008, 18:46:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Curiosity killed the cat?
« Reply #5 on: 24 May 2008, 19:53:00 »
lol  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Curiosity killed the cat?
« Reply #6 on: 24 May 2008, 20:05:42 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Curiosity killed the cat?
« Reply #7 on: 24 May 2008, 20:07:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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