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[HolyCount]

> BOB AND THE BLONDE
>
> Bob, a really handsome dude, walked
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> into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
> He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
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> and stared up at the TV.
> The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
>
> The news crew was covering a story of a
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> man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
>
>
> The blonde looked at Bob and said,
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> 'Do you think he'll jump?'
>
>
> Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
>
>
> The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
>
> Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
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> 'You're on!'
>
> Just as the blonde placed her money
>
> on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
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> swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
>
>
> The blonde was very upset, but willingly
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> handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
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> 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
>
>
> Bob replied, 'I can't take your money,
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> I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and
>
> so I knew he would jump.'
>
>
> The blond replied,
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> 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
>
>
> Bob took the money...
>

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Mercifully, I don`t resemble that joke!  

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