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HolyCount

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Oops - Joke
« on: 12 June 2008, 20:39:00 »
To my darling  husband,
  


Before you return from your business trip I just want to let  you know about the

small  accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.  

Fortunately not too bad and I  really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart,   and when I turned into the driveway I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.  

The garage door is slightly  bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when

it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but  I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for  you my sweetheart.

I am  enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arm s  again.  

Your loving wife.
XXX

 


[size=14]PS -- Your Girlfriend Called[/size]
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FRE07962128

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Re: Oops - Joke
« Reply #1 on: 12 June 2008, 20:40:37 »
That is brilliant Holy Count! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

That poor Ferrari! :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #2 on: 12 June 2008, 20:42:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 12 June 2008, 20:46:21 »
Cool!!!!!!!! :) :) :)
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« Reply #4 on: 12 June 2008, 21:03:49 »
could only be a woman driver holy ;D ;D

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« Reply #5 on: 12 June 2008, 22:08:33 »
I like it....i like it a lot   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 12 June 2008, 22:27:15 »
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To my darling  husband,
  


Before you return from your business trip I just want to let  you know about the

small  accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.  

Fortunately not too bad and I  really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart,   and when I turned into the driveway I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.  

The garage door is slightly  bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when

it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but  I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for  you my sweetheart.

I am  enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arm s  again.  

Your loving wife.
XXX

 


[size=14]PS -- Your Girlfriend Called[/size]

Now who do we know that is female and likes American Pick Up’s......................        ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Oops - Joke
« Reply #7 on: 12 June 2008, 22:28:19 »
Excellent ..  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 12 June 2008, 22:29:50 »
That is absolute class  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 12 June 2008, 22:32:01 »
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Now who do we know that is female and likes American Pick Up’s......................        ;D ;D ;D

 :-?.... ::).... :o.... >:(

 ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 12 June 2008, 23:48:27 »
Both good ones  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 13 June 2008, 00:36:06 »
A few less horses dancing in that engine bay  ;D ;D
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