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[maria]

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister   to keep the produce fresh.  just befor it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and smell fresh rain.
walking past the fridges where the milk is kept, you hear cows mooing and the scent of fresh hay wafts by, when you approach the egg boxes, you hear hens clucking and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
The veg department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh-buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper from there any more.

[HolyCount]

  eeewww

[Vamps]

 

[Richie London]

 

[maria]

A man goes to see his doctor, who asks, "What can i do for you?,
It's my penis" the man says, I'd like you to take a look at it ' All right the doctor replies, get it out, the man takes out his enormous member and slaps it on the table,
The doctor steps forward. pokes it, prods it, lifts it and then weighs it,
frowing, he hits it several times with a small rubber hammer and listens to it with his stethoscope.
baffled, he finally shakes his head. I cant find anything wrong with that he says, I know the man grins , it's a beauty isn't it?

[Martin_1962]

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister   to keep the produce fresh.  just befor it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and smell fresh rain.
walking past the fridges where the milk is kept, you hear cows mooing and the scent of fresh hay wafts by, when you approach the egg boxes, you hear hens clucking and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
The veg department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh-buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper from there any more.

That sounds like Asda - the Penryn one has  mooing cows by the milk and clucking chickens by the eggs

I like their healthy drinks though!

[LJay]

our asda used to have the cow and the hen too but they went when it was refurbed! kid were gutted!

funny jokes Maria!  

[Gaffers]

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister   to keep the produce fresh.  just befor it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and smell fresh rain.
walking past the fridges where the milk is kept, you hear cows mooing and the scent of fresh hay wafts by, when you approach the egg boxes, you hear hens clucking and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
The veg department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh-buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper from there any more.

I suspect the condom shelf is a hoot!  

[Jimbob]

 

[psychnurse]

Exellent work Maria!! You have cheered me up!  

[omegaman2]

in the panadol/nurofen aisle itsd my wifes voice complaning of a sore head(again)

[cem_devecioglu]

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister   to keep the produce fresh.  just befor it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and smell fresh rain.
walking past the fridges where the milk is kept, you hear cows mooing and the scent of fresh hay wafts by, when you approach the egg boxes, you hear hens clucking and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.
The veg department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh-buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper from there any more.

 

[Entwood]