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[Darth Loo-knee]

Had to laugh, our youngest daughter whilst we were eating dinner put a freezing cold bottle onto my bare back which she thought was very funny.. so she did it a few more times, then started to wipe some of her dinner over me So I sat there covered..... waiting for my turn......
I then dipped my bread into my tomatoe soup then splated it into her face

She on the other hand didn't see the funny side  

[Jimbob]

Now Now Children !

[jimmas]

Oh bless her, you bully ya suppose to loose        

[psychnurse]

  Sounds like myself... minus the kids.  

[Elite Pete]

Had to laugh, our youngest daughter whilst we were eating dinner put a freezing cold bottle onto my bare back which she thought was very funny.. so she did it a few more times, then started to wipe some of her dinner over me So I sat there covered..... waiting for my turn......
I then dipped my bread into my tomatoe soup then splated it into her face

She on the other hand didn't see the funny side  

You had better sleep with one eye open tonight then

[Richie London]

cathy bates rings a bell loo knee, dont let her watch misery tonight  

[Vamps]

Had to laugh, our youngest daughter whilst we were eating dinner put a freezing cold bottle onto my bare back which she thought was very funny.. so she did it a few more times, then started to wipe some of her dinner over me So I sat there covered..... waiting for my turn......
I then dipped my bread into my tomatoe soup then splated it into her face

She on the other hand didn't see the funny side  

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If she is anything like mine she will bide her time.

Mine is currently standing under that hanging baskets which are being watered via a watering system that is currently not on a timer, she is soaked..............  Bath and tea me thinks.

[Darth Loo-knee]

I think I am now forgiven and save as we took them to the fair

I love the Waltzers but couldn't get her on with me

[Vamps]

I think I am now forgiven and save as we took them to the fair

I love the Waltzers but couldn't get her on with me

That's cheating................

[Darth Loo-knee]

Er wise I call it

[Vamps]

Er wise I call it

[SWMBO]

Very wise lol.., and my son went on the waltzers three times (but he is 12) lol.  Looked ever so slightly greenish when he came off them tho

[Darth Loo-knee]

That has just reminded me of about ten years ago we went on a big family day out to Scarborough, Mum and Dad, 2 Nanna's and Grandad, Den and myself and baby. We all ended up going on the bumper cars leaving babe with my Nan.
We had a right laugh and when we got of we were shown the exit, as we came out of the exit the Waltzers were right there. I got in the car with my Grandad, mum, nanna and mrs got in another.
Well I said to the bloke "give us a good spin mate!" so before the car started spinning it goes around doesn't it you know what I mean..... at this my grandad says "bloody hell!" i though it aint started yet
Well it started going and the bloke spinning us, grandad shouts out "Woooow bloody hell, I haven't paid a pound for this!" I was pi**ing myself poor ode bugger he was 80 yrs at the time