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two dwarfs
« on: 25 August 2008, 23:12:42 »
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again... ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed.."
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Re: two dwarfs
« Reply #1 on: 25 August 2008, 23:13:50 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: two dwarfs
« Reply #2 on: 25 August 2008, 23:15:30 »
That was funny  ;D ;D :y
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Re: two dwarfs
« Reply #3 on: 25 August 2008, 23:16:41 »
I imagined the moment ;D :y
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Re: two dwarfs
« Reply #4 on: 25 August 2008, 23:18:57 »
Remember these two, I posted it a few months ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRJFLPdWh8w
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Re: two dwarfs
« Reply #5 on: 26 August 2008, 05:52:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Brilliant  :y
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Re: two dwarfs
« Reply #6 on: 26 August 2008, 14:47:48 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: two dwarfs
« Reply #7 on: 26 August 2008, 14:53:58 »
Dunno whats funniest?

Dwarves fighting

versus

Politically correct audience chanting "Mid Get Fight!"

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: two dwarfs
« Reply #8 on: 26 August 2008, 17:07:36 »
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Remember these two, I posted it a few months ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRJFLPdWh8w
I think that terrible :(
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Re: two dwarfs
« Reply #9 on: 26 August 2008, 17:37:24 »
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Remember these two, I posted it a few months ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRJFLPdWh8w
I think that terrible :(

Believe it or not, so do I, but I had to laugh as I just could not help myself. :-[
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