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Author Topic: What do you want on your headstone.....  (Read 2733 times)

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Varche

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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #30 on: 21 March 2009, 14:19:17 »
headstone?

Nope, I will just be burned and then they can toss my ashes in an olive grove or in the front seat of the knackered,abandoned '97 Omega that even the scrapman didn't want.

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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #31 on: 21 March 2009, 15:04:36 »
here lies a nice guy but -F.F.S dont put a chav next to me as a neighbour............ ;)
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #32 on: 21 March 2009, 15:39:35 »
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Beloved second husband of Cheryl Tweedy.......Died a very knackered but very happy man........

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Or ..... "Eternal Optimist" !
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #33 on: 21 March 2009, 15:41:32 »
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this woman had the right idea
 http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/ExpiredParking.htm


Fancy dying on your birthday though -- what a party killer !!!!!
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #34 on: 21 March 2009, 16:12:09 »
i will go bump in the night!!
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