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Mondays rib tickler
« on: 20 July 2009, 13:02:24 »

Too much information, too little minds
A 12 year old little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is
working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's Sex?".
" OK, " he thinks, "this day was bound to come, and I'm not going to
let my little princess learn about sex from the streets."
So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.

He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs.

He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams.

Then she asks, "Daddy, what is 'A Couple'?"

And he carries on, "A couple are the two people involved in sex, but
this can also be two males or two females which we call homosexual," and he
goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and
rape, paedophilia, etc...

The father finally asks, "So why did you want to know about 'a couple'and 'Sex" ?

"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
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Re: Mondays rib tickler
« Reply #1 on: 20 July 2009, 13:05:16 »

 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Mondays rib tickler
« Reply #2 on: 20 July 2009, 13:09:04 »

ooops!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Mondays rib tickler
« Reply #3 on: 20 July 2009, 13:11:44 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Mondays rib tickler
« Reply #4 on: 20 July 2009, 19:17:12 »

Perfect play on words! 8-) ;D
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Re: Mondays rib tickler
« Reply #5 on: 20 July 2009, 20:49:41 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mondays rib tickler
« Reply #6 on: 20 July 2009, 21:49:30 »

Nice one mate ;D ;D
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Re: Mondays rib tickler
« Reply #7 on: 20 July 2009, 21:52:16 »

Good one ;D :y
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Re: Mondays rib tickler
« Reply #8 on: 21 July 2009, 06:50:56 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :P
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