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Richie London

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« on: 21 July 2009, 09:55:57 »
Woman goes to the doctor’s, for the results of some tests.

Doctor says: “I’m sorry to tell you, that you have gonorrhea”

Woman says all innocently: “Oh dear doctor, but I’m not that sexually active. I must have caught it from a toilet seat?”

Doctor says: “That’s all well and good Miss Davies. But if you did, you must have been chewing it, because it’s in your gums”
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 21 July 2009, 10:17:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 21 July 2009, 11:42:40 »
Love it ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: 21 July 2009, 12:39:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: 21 July 2009, 12:45:43 »
PMSL.  Keep em coming. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: 21 July 2009, 14:24:13 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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