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Car makes and what they actually mean ...
« on: 23 July 2009, 20:17:19 »
Here we go ... hope you enjoy this guys:

ACURA - Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW - Bavarian Money Waster
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony
FORD - Fixed Or Repaired Daily; (Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GMC - Got a Mechanic Coming?
HONDA - Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything; Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
JEEP - Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly
KIA - Korea's Incompetence Amazing
MAZDA - Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually
MITSUBISHI - Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
LAND ROVER - Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road
PLYMOUTH - Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PORSCHE - Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have +Em
SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Autos Always Breakdown
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice ThisAutomobile
VW - Virtually Worthless
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
« Reply #1 on: 23 July 2009, 21:05:39 »
They missed one out

VAUXHALL  -  Very Audible Under Xtreme Hard Accelleration,Lotsa Laffs ! :y
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Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
« Reply #2 on: 23 July 2009, 21:12:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
« Reply #3 on: 23 July 2009, 21:15:02 »
Quote
They missed one out

VAUXHALL  -  Very Audible Under Xtreme Hard Accelleration,Lotsa Laffs ! :y
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D nice one :y
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Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
« Reply #4 on: 23 July 2009, 21:19:27 »
Seen on another forum:
ECOTEC - Every Component On This Engine's Crap

A little harsh IMHO  ;D
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Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
« Reply #5 on: 23 July 2009, 21:25:22 »
LOTUS, Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious. ;D
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Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
« Reply #6 on: 23 July 2009, 23:12:57 »
DAF  dont adventure far
IVECO  i vibrate everything comes off
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Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
« Reply #7 on: 24 July 2009, 00:23:55 »
OMEGA:- Overdrafts My Economic Gas Allowance.
     Sorry, just made that one up!!!! ::)
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Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
« Reply #8 on: 24 July 2009, 00:55:36 »
You forgot about the other Ford one.

F**ker Only Runs Downhill.
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Re: Car makes and what they actually mean ...
« Reply #9 on: 24 July 2009, 09:32:16 »
right here we go again ... just a few i came up with in the shower

PERODUA - Pissed Everybody Rightly Off, Don't U Agree?
OPEL - Original Parts, Extended Life
OMEGA - Oh My Exhalted God! Amen
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