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Try something different
« on: 26 July 2009, 16:09:47 »

 A Chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next  to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

  The  woman perked up and said, 'How about that?  I just ordered a glass of  champagne, too!'
  'What  a coincidence' the farmer said.  'This is a special day for me.   I am celebrating.'
  'This  is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the  woman.
  ''What  a coincidence!' said the farmer.
  As  they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you  celebrating?'
  'My  husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist  told me that I am pregnant!'
  'What  a coincidence!' said the man.
  'I'm a  chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they  are all laying fertilized eggs.'
  'That's  great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become  fertile?'
  'I  used a different c0ck,' he replied.
  The  woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a  coincidence'.
 
 
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Re: Try something different
« Reply #1 on: 26 July 2009, 16:17:45 »

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Try something different
« Reply #2 on: 26 July 2009, 16:18:18 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 26 July 2009, 16:21:05 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Try something different
« Reply #4 on: 26 July 2009, 18:13:11 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Try something different
« Reply #5 on: 26 July 2009, 19:54:53 »

very good ;D ;D ;D ;D
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