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[Tonka.]

It's the "Not intended..." that gets me.  For some reason some folk think "I'll put this after it and that'll make it alright !".
Friendly taking the Mick () is fine, but for some reason I read the opening line "Paddy and Mick went...." etc and....ZzzZzz (terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired).
Anyhoo, come on then , let's have a couple of the Welsh 'uns...for a change.       

I find this forum VERY good most of the time and I enjoy follopwing it but the reason I don't post too often is because I don't need shooting down. I didn't intend to offend anybody. So sorry if I have done so.  :-/ :-/

Life is tough enough as it is, so lets all smile a bit more 

More Welsh jokes please 

[mudflap]

"More Welsh jokes please  "

ok 

An Englishman goes on a walking holiday and stays in a fairly remote village near Snowdonia. He has a pleasant night and in the morning as the sun is out decides to go for a walk around the village.

He says a polite "good morning" to the first villager he sees but gets no response just a puzzled look.
Again he gives a polite "good morning" to another villager...no response.

Rather crestfallen he returns to his B&B, "they're not very friendly round here, are they?" he complains to his landlady.
"i said to several villagers good morning but they blanked me"

"ohhh" she replied, "the word for good morning round here is YAK-YD-AA...say that and they will cheerily respond"

"ok, will try tomorrow morning" he says, somewhat relieved.

The next morning the weather was not so good - thunder, absolutely p**ing with rain and a cold wind, but our visitor decided to go out for a walk round the village anyway to try his new phrase.
The first thing he comes across is a very large articulated lorry, jacked up and with the wheels and diff off - he peers underneath and sees a shadowy figure, and cheerily cries..."YAK-YD-AA!!!"

A man crawls out from under the lorry, soaking wet and absolutely covered in oil...




"F**K OFF, YOU WELSH idiot!!! "

[Hannah Judes Dad]

 

[Hannah Judes Dad]

What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Wales?

A leisure centre


I'll get my coat

[Welung666]

I thought Yakyda was goodbye? Bore da is good morning I think.

[tigers_gonads]

just being chucked out of a muslim clothes shop 
for breaks sake, i only asked if they sold bomber jackets 

[Hannah Judes Dad]

just being chucked out of a muslim clothes shop 
for breaks sake, i only asked if they sold bomber jackets 

Two Muslim women were clothes shopping and one said to the other "Does my bomb look big in this?"

[Turk]

I thought Yakyda was goodbye? Bore da is good morning I think.

Bore da is indeed Good Morning.

Iechyd da (or Yakyda to the incapable) is Good health or Cheers etc. 

[Auto Addict]

I thought Yakyda was goodbye? Bore da is good morning I think.

Bore da is indeed Good Morning.

Iechyd da (or Yakyda to the incapable) is Good health or Cheers etc. 

 

[Turk]

I've been trying to work out how to explain how "Iechyd" is pronounced.
The best I can come up with is Ie (Yeah) > ch (The sound made clearing a stubborn hair from the back of the throat  > yd ( id as in Idiot).
It's easy enough...if your fluent in Welsh (..or Arabic )

[maria]

Well  I am welsh and i dont mind any one telling welsh jokes  as i find them funny just like any other jokes we got to have a laugh or we bloody cry so keeps the jokes coming in 

[waspy]

Smile & the whole world smiles with you, cry & you alone.
I say if you find something funny then laugh, we all have different senses of humour
I found the English joke very funny