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Alison King

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I just had this in a text message
« on: 09 July 2010, 15:24:42 »
All chip shops in Northumberland are to remain closed.
there will be no little fishies on the little dishies till the Moat comes in.....      

Sorry, I thought it was funny.
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #1 on: 09 July 2010, 15:26:04 »
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All chip shops in Northumberland are to remain closed.
there will be no little fishies on the little dishies till the Moat comes in.....      

Sorry, I thought it was funny.


Oops. I was a minute behind you. ;D
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #2 on: 09 July 2010, 15:29:27 »
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All chip shops in Northumberland are to remain closed.
there will be no little fishies on the little dishies till the Moat comes in.....      

Sorry, I thought it was funny.


Oops. I was a minute behind you. ;D
Great Minds think alike.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #3 on: 09 July 2010, 15:48:41 »
Very inventive!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #4 on: 09 July 2010, 18:47:54 »
The jokes had to crawl out of the woodwork eventually! ;D
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #5 on: 09 July 2010, 20:35:03 »
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All chip shops in Northumberland are to remain closed.
there will be no little fishies on the little dishies till the Moat comes in.....      

Sorry, I thought it was funny.

very good!  ;D  ;D  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 09 July 2010, 20:37:04 »
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All chip shops in Northumberland are to remain closed.
there will be no little fishies on the little dishies till the Moat comes in.....      

Sorry, I thought it was funny.

very good!  ;D  ;D  ;D


Mine was funnier Andy:

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1278685516
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #7 on: 09 July 2010, 20:37:08 »
there's a £10,000 reward for his capture, but if it goes on to next week its a £20,000 Raoul-over
« Last Edit: 09 July 2010, 20:37:28 by D4NNY »
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #8 on: 09 July 2010, 20:52:27 »
Please stop these jokes.

They are not RaoulMoatly funny.
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #9 on: 09 July 2010, 20:54:03 »
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Please stop these jokes.

They are not RaoulMoatly funny.
Taxi for Jimbob. ;D
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #10 on: 09 July 2010, 20:57:24 »
If anyone in the North East Knows the whereabouts of Raoul Moat can you please tell him that John Terry,Frank Lampard,Ashley Cole and Wayne Rooney also slept with his girlfriend. :-X
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« Reply #11 on: 09 July 2010, 20:57:32 »
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Please stop these jokes.

They are not RaoulMoatly funny.

 ::) Out; you`re barred!--------------------------------------->
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #12 on: 09 July 2010, 21:54:06 »
Greggs have jumped on the band wagon and are cashing in with their new pastry snack....its thick, meaty, and has a hit on ginger. Sausage Rauols now on sale at 49p
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Re: I just had this in a text message
« Reply #13 on: 09 July 2010, 21:56:01 »
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Please stop these jokes.

They are not RaoulMoatly funny.

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What has Shakespere got to do with it? :D
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