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Viagra
« on: 13 August 2010, 22:09:14 »
'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.  ;)
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #1 on: 13 August 2010, 22:14:57 »
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'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.  ;)






ROFL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #2 on: 13 August 2010, 22:48:20 »
got a viagra stuck in my throat once. had a stiff neck for weeks.

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Re: Viagra
« Reply #3 on: 13 August 2010, 23:19:31 »
Find yourself in that position when you just know there is going to be a fight?

Dont fret!  Crumble a Viagra and rub it in your eyes.

You'll look hard!


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Re: Viagra
« Reply #4 on: 13 August 2010, 23:35:18 »
An elderly couple decide that they want to become sexually active again.....but the husband's worried he won't be able to perform properly due to his advanced years.

Too embaressed to go and ask their doctor to prescribe him some Viagra.....he sends his wife along instead.

" Because of your husbands age I'm afraid I can't give him the full strength 100mg tablets " said the doctor, "so you'll have to make do with these 25mg ones instead".

"Okay doctor thankyou" said the wife,... and trotted off home.

When she arrived back her excited husband asked " everything alright love...did you get them? "

"Yes" replied the wife...."but he would only give me these little ones"

"Bloody hell" said the old boy.."their not going to give me a full blown erection are they" !!!!

"Maybe not" replied the wife....."But at least they should be strong enough to stop you from pissing in your shoes!!!! "

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Re: Viagra
« Reply #5 on: 14 August 2010, 09:13:04 »
I heard its no longer sold under the old brand name of viagra, but now the generic drug name instead, Mycoxaphloppin
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #6 on: 14 August 2010, 13:35:52 »
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D, But I dont need any ;)
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