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« on: 15 September 2010, 11:36:39 »
TB took his car into his local garage.
'Can I help you?' asked the mechanic.
'My car's developed an embarrassing fault,' said TB.
'Every time I open the bonnet, the most foul, disgusting language
comes from the engine!' 'I thought at first DLK had got shut in there by mistake, but there's no sign of anything pink stuffed in there!' he explained.
'Sit down sir, & have a browse through our extensive range of car air fresheners while I have a look,' the mechanic replied.
Ten minutes later the mechanic returned.
'Well? Did you find out what's causing it?' said TB.
'Yes sir!' replied the mechanic, scratching his third nipple.
'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 15 September 2010, 11:40:06 »
LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 15 September 2010, 11:47:03 »
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......'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'.....

Surely, it`d be because it`s been converted to LPG: "Liquid Profane Gas" ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 15 September 2010, 11:51:02 »
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......'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'.....

Surely, it`d be because it`s been converted to LPG: "Liquid Profane Gas" ;D
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Absolutely BRILLIANT Debs  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 15 September 2010, 12:42:14 »
Tee hee  ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 15 September 2010, 13:04:44 »
Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #6 on: 15 September 2010, 13:15:08 »
Outstanding ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 15 September 2010, 19:40:17 »
pml - nice one mate  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #8 on: 15 September 2010, 19:49:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Be careful though! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #9 on: 15 September 2010, 20:57:33 »
It was only when he got home TB noticed the mechanic had fitted a towbar!!!! :o
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« Reply #10 on: 15 September 2010, 21:03:44 »
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It was only when he got home TB noticed the mechanic had fitted a towbar!!!! :o

 :o Eeeeewww!.......the sick basket!  ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 15 September 2010, 21:41:20 »
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It was only when he got home TB noticed the mechanic had fitted a towbar!!!! :o

 :o Eeeeewww!.......the sick basket!  ;D
Can you throw a 3/4 drive ratchet? TB can. Hear the mechanic scream. Run mechanic!!!!! ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #12 on: 15 September 2010, 21:49:28 »
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TB took his car into his local garage.
'Can I help you?' asked the mechanic.
'My car's developed an embarrassing fault,' said TB.
'Every time I open the bonnet, the most foul, disgusting language
comes from the engine!' 'I thought at first DLK had got shut in there by mistake, but there's no sign of anything pink stuffed in there!' he explained.
'Sit down sir, & have a browse through our extensive range of car air fresheners while I have a look,' the mechanic replied.
Ten minutes later the mechanic returned.
'Well? Did you find out what's causing it?' said TB.
'Yes sir!' replied the mechanic, scratching his third nipple.
'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

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« Reply #13 on: 15 September 2010, 22:03:20 »
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TB took his car into his local garage.
'Can I help you?' asked the mechanic.
'My car's developed an embarrassing fault,' said TB.
'Every time I open the bonnet, the most foul, disgusting language
comes from the engine!' 'I thought at first DLK had got shut in there by mistake, but there's no sign of anything pink stuffed in there!' he explained.
'Sit down sir, & have a browse through our extensive range of car air fresheners while I have a look,' the mechanic replied.
Ten minutes later the mechanic returned.
'Well? Did you find out what's causing it?' said TB.
'Yes sir!' replied the mechanic, scratching his third nipple.
'I'm afraid you've put in crude oil by mistake!'
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

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