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[jonnycool]

I'll have to act like an Englishman

 

[Mysteryman]

I'll have to act like an Englishman

 

That's right. Put your dick away and no sheep calling noises.

[alfie]

That's right. Put your dick away and no sheep calling noises.

 BAA BAAA BAAAA

[pscocoa]

As reported by the Journal, Mohamed Mimoun grabbed his sheep, took a number and realized he was in for a two-hour wait. Even worse, en route to the slaughterhouse, he was stopped by a cop and fined for having the sheep in the trunk of his Toyota. By law, the sheep is supposed to ride in the rear passenger seats. Baa, baa, back seat.
On which note, let us turn to the gay sheep. Apparently, researchers at Oregon Health and Science University and Oregon State University have been experimenting with ovine hormonal balances to persuade homosexual rams of the error of their ways. It seems they've had "considerable success" with injecting hormones into the rams' brains. Suddenly the lads are playing the field and crooning a couple of choruses of "Embrace me, my sweet embraceable ewe."
Gay groups (human gay groups, that is: Even America does not yet have a 24/7 gay sheep lobby group with offices on K Street) are not happy about this. Martina Navratilova, the nine-times Wimbledon champ, has called for the project to be abandoned and for scientists to respect, as the Sunday Times put it, "the right of sheep to be gay". Many of us can sympathize. The poor old sheep gets it coming and going. If he's going to end up bleeding to death while turned toward Mecca, he ought at least be able to choose his orientation in the run-up to it. Might as well be hung for a ram as for a ewe. Surely a sheep should be able to celebrate his own sexuality without a lot of crazed ovine eugenicists strapping him to a gurney and shooting him the hetero-juice. As they sing in the first act finale of "La Cage Aux Folles": Life's not worth a damn/ Till you can say, hey, world/ I ram what I ram.

[Dishevelled Den]

As reported by the Journal, Mohamed Mimoun grabbed his sheep, took a number and realized he was in for a two-hour wait. Even worse, en route to the slaughterhouse, he was stopped by a cop and fined for having the sheep in the trunk of his Toyota. By law, the sheep is supposed to ride in the rear passenger seats. Baa, baa, back seat.
On which note, let us turn to the gay sheep. Apparently, researchers at Oregon Health and Science University and Oregon State University have been experimenting with ovine hormonal balances to persuade homosexual rams of the error of their ways. It seems they've had "considerable success" with injecting hormones into the rams' brains. Suddenly the lads are playing the field and crooning a couple of choruses of "Embrace me, my sweet embraceable ewe."
Gay groups (human gay groups, that is: Even America does not yet have a 24/7 gay sheep lobby group with offices on K Street) are not happy about this. Martina Navratilova, the nine-times Wimbledon champ, has called for the project to be abandoned and for scientists to respect, as the Sunday Times put it, "the right of sheep to be gay". Many of us can sympathize. The poor old sheep gets it coming and going. If he's going to end up bleeding to death while turned toward Mecca, he ought at least be able to choose his orientation in the run-up to it. Might as well be hung for a ram as for a ewe. Surely a sheep should be able to celebrate his own sexuality without a lot of crazed ovine eugenicists strapping him to a gurney and shooting him the hetero-juice. As they sing in the first act finale of "La Cage Aux Folles": Life's not worth a damn/ Till you can say, hey, world/ I ram what I ram.

  Outstanding 

[maria]

What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk

[Lizzie_Zoom]

What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk

You are right there Maria!

Once you are away from some of the rougher housing estates in Newport, Cardiff, Llanedeyrn, Merthyr, etc, and especially that estate on top of a ruddy mountain (how stupid and terrible for the residents!!), Tonypandy (I used to call it Alcatraz!) and out up the Valleys to Bargoed, out north of Swansea and along the Heads of the Valley road, it can be beautiful 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Then you have the whole of the Gower Peninsula 8-) 8-)

Yes, just like England, Wales has its bad parts, but an awful lot of very beautiful parts.  I miss it, even with the roaming sheep!

[jonnycool]

What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk

You are right there Maria!

Once you are away from some of the rougher housing estates in Newport, Cardiff, Llanedeyrn, Merthyr, etc, and especially that estate on top of a ruddy mountain (how stupid and terrible for the residents!!), Tonypandy (I used to call it Alcatraz!) and out up the Valleys to Bargoed, out north of Swansea and along the Heads of the Valley road, it can be beautiful 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Then you have the whole of the Gower Peninsula 8-) 8-)

Yes, just like England, Wales has its bad parts, but an awful lot of very beautiful parts.  I miss it, even with the roaming sheep!

Oi !   

Merthyr's a bit rough, but once you get out of the town, there's truly beautiful countryside right on your doorstep, with some great terrain in the Brecon Beacons for mountain biking and walking.
    It's true, however, that most of the residents of Merthyr itself don't appreciate or use it (unlike me)

[Lizzie_Zoom]

What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk

You are right there Maria!

Once you are away from some of the rougher housing estates in Newport, Cardiff, Llanedeyrn, Merthyr, etc, and especially that estate on top of a ruddy mountain (how stupid and terrible for the residents!!), Tonypandy (I used to call it Alcatraz!) and out up the Valleys to Bargoed, out north of Swansea and along the Heads of the Valley road, it can be beautiful 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Then you have the whole of the Gower Peninsula 8-) 8-)

Yes, just like England, Wales has its bad parts, but an awful lot of very beautiful parts.  I miss it, even with the roaming sheep!

Oi !   

Merthyr's a bit rough, but once you get out of the town, there's truly beautiful countryside right on your doorstep, with some great terrain in the Brecon Beacons for mountain biking and walking.
    It's true, however, that most of the residents of Merthyr itself don't appreciate or use it (unlike me)

Yes JC, but specifically I meant the Gurnos Estate.

That is where I once witnessed the locals talking in front of one of my Welsh (Townie) managers, running him down in Welsh, and him understanding every word as, I understand unusually for a Townie, of what they were saying!!  Most amusing, especially his reaction, in fluent Welsh, which of course I couldn't understand, so thank goodness had no reason to suspend him from his duties!!

[jonnycool]

What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk

You are right there Maria!

Once you are away from some of the rougher housing estates in Newport, Cardiff, Llanedeyrn, Merthyr, etc, and especially that estate on top of a ruddy mountain (how stupid and terrible for the residents!!), Tonypandy (I used to call it Alcatraz!) and out up the Valleys to Bargoed, out north of Swansea and along the Heads of the Valley road, it can be beautiful 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Then you have the whole of the Gower Peninsula 8-) 8-)

Yes, just like England, Wales has its bad parts, but an awful lot of very beautiful parts.  I miss it, even with the roaming sheep!

Oi !   

Merthyr's a bit rough, but once you get out of the town, there's truly beautiful countryside right on your doorstep, with some great terrain in the Brecon Beacons for mountain biking and walking.
    It's true, however, that most of the residents of Merthyr itself don't appreciate or use it (unlike me)

Yes JC, but specifically I meant the Gurnos Estate.

That is where I once witnessed the locals talking in front of one of my Welsh (Townie) managers, running him down in Welsh, and him understanding every word as, I understand unusually for a Townie, of what they were saying!!  Most amusing, especially his reaction, in fluent Welsh, which of course I couldn't understand, so thank goodness had no reason to suspend him from his duties!!

Yes, you are right about the Gurnos unfortunately LZ, I'm surprised about the residents talking in Welsh though, some can't even manage proper English 
   It's this image that overshadows Merthyr though, and some of it is beautiful, like a lesser version of Snowdonia, believe it or not

[Lizzie_Zoom]

What's wrong with wales  :question, I love it here but then i am a taffy after all , it's far better than some other places in the uk

You are right there Maria!

Once you are away from some of the rougher housing estates in Newport, Cardiff, Llanedeyrn, Merthyr, etc, and especially that estate on top of a ruddy mountain (how stupid and terrible for the residents!!), Tonypandy (I used to call it Alcatraz!) and out up the Valleys to Bargoed, out north of Swansea and along the Heads of the Valley road, it can be beautiful 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)  Then you have the whole of the Gower Peninsula 8-) 8-)

Yes, just like England, Wales has its bad parts, but an awful lot of very beautiful parts.  I miss it, even with the roaming sheep!

Oi !   

Merthyr's a bit rough, but once you get out of the town, there's truly beautiful countryside right on your doorstep, with some great terrain in the Brecon Beacons for mountain biking and walking.
    It's true, however, that most of the residents of Merthyr itself don't appreciate or use it (unlike me)

Yes JC, but specifically I meant the Gurnos Estate.

That is where I once witnessed the locals talking in front of one of my Welsh (Townie) managers, running him down in Welsh, and him understanding every word as, I understand unusually for a Townie, of what they were saying!!  Most amusing, especially his reaction, in fluent Welsh, which of course I couldn't understand, so thank goodness had no reason to suspend him from his duties!!

Yes, you are right about the Gurnos unfortunately LZ, I'm surprised about the residents talking in Welsh though, some can't even manage proper English 
   It's this image that overshadows Merthyr though, and some of it is beautiful, like a lesser version of Snowdonia, believe it or not

I'd always agree with that JC, as it is around The Rhonda.  Really beautiful, and I once never got over seeing a mountain top with snow on it in June when at Tonypandy 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-).

In fact in my opinion the scenery has only got better since the end of major coal mining around Merthyr, Rhonda, Bargoed, and all the other mining towns, with the spoil tips being cleared or landscapped.  The beauty can be outstanding