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Flatulent ?
« on: 05 February 2011, 02:43:03 »
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Re: Flatulent ?
« Reply #1 on: 05 February 2011, 08:41:12 »
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Re: Flatulent ?
« Reply #2 on: 05 February 2011, 10:26:27 »
Should make it a Capital Offence (like voting Tory) ::)
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Re: Flatulent ?
« Reply #3 on: 05 February 2011, 11:05:14 »
2 questions spring to mind.....

1. ban farting as in the act of farting full stop which is impossible as we fart up to 15 times a day... or just ones that sound? or smell?? haahaa has africa got a social problem with repeat offending fart lords? hahahahaha

2. and what punishment will be handed out? over here if it was a law it would be an asbo.... over there you'd probably lose a hand!!  :-/ :-/ :-/
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Re: Flatulent ?
« Reply #4 on: 05 February 2011, 21:03:50 »
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2 questions spring to mind.....

1. ban farting as in the act of farting full stop which is impossible as we fart up to 15 times a day... or just ones that sound? or smell?? haahaa has africa got a social problem with repeat offending fart lords? hahahahaha

2. and what punishment will be handed out? over here if it was a law it would be an asbo.... over there you'd probably lose a hand!!  :-/ :-/ :-/
An assbo?
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Re: Flatulent ?
« Reply #5 on: 06 February 2011, 00:16:46 »
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2 questions spring to mind.....

1. ban farting as in the act of farting full stop which is impossible as we fart up to 15 times a day... or just ones that sound? or smell?? haahaa has africa got a social problem with repeat offending fart lords? hahahahaha

2. and what punishment will be handed out? over here if it was a law it would be an asbo.... over there you'd probably lose a hand!!  :-/ :-/ :-/
An assbo?
Your taxi is waiting, coat's on the back seat !!  :D
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Re: Flatulent ?
« Reply #6 on: 06 February 2011, 00:19:20 »
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http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?board=GenChat    

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:-? Just opens a page that says 'There is an invalid character detected in the Board'

 
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Re: Flatulent ?
« Reply #7 on: 06 February 2011, 08:37:27 »
sorry,,,,

postedd wrong link, and badly  ;D ;D ;D

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1296851332
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Re: Flatulent ?
« Reply #8 on: 06 February 2011, 08:57:09 »
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2 questions spring to mind.....

1. ban farting as in the act of farting full stop which is impossible as we fart up to 15 times a day... or just ones that sound? or smell?? haahaa has africa got a social problem with repeat offending fart lords? hahahahaha

2. and what punishment will be handed out? over here if it was a law it would be an asbo.... over there you'd probably lose a hand!!  :-/ :-/ :-/

Christ, there must be something wrong with me then!! ;D ;D
Come on let's face it Farting, Picking your nose, Scratching your Arse etc, some of life's most pleasurable daily necessities. I bet even HRH, God bless her, has a good old scratch every now and again. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Flatulent ?
« Reply #9 on: 06 February 2011, 10:17:22 »
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2 questions spring to mind.....

1. ban farting as in the act of farting full stop which is impossible as we fart up to 15 times a day... or just ones that sound? or smell?? haahaa has africa got a social problem with repeat offending fart lords? hahahahaha

2. and what punishment will be handed out? over here if it was a law it would be an asbo.... over there you'd probably lose a hand!!  :-/ :-/ :-/

Christ, there must be something wrong with me then!! ;D ;D
Come on let's face it Farting, Picking your nose, Scratching your Arse etc, some of life's most pleasurable daily necessities. I bet even HRH, God bless her, has a good old scratch every now and again. ;D ;D ;D ;D
nah she has someone to do it for her
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