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[millwall]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20110210/twl-malawians-voice-anger-against-fartin-41f21e0.html


hope our government doesnt get WIND of this

[skyblue]

If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans.. 

[millwall]

If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans.. 

5 years for you stinky arse

[skyblue]

If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans.. 

5 years for you stinky arse

 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days

[millwall]

If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans.. 

5 years for you stinky arse

 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days

im dissapointed you didnt send it next day delivery not only a stinky arse a tight arse

[skyblue]

If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans.. 

5 years for you stinky arse

 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days

im dissapointed you didnt send it next day delivery not only a stinky arse a tight arse

[Lizzie_Zoom]

If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans.. 

5 years for you stinky arse

 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days

Can I remind you that sending such an explosive substance through the post is illegal:


Royal Mail Prohibited parcels includes:
"Explosives      

Any chemical compound, mixture or device capable of producing an explosive or pyrotechnic effect with substantial instantaneous release of heat and gas is prohibited. E.g. ammunition, blasting caps, fireworks, flares, fuses, igniters and nitroglycerine. Items that appear to be prohibited weapons or explosive ordnance, even if incapable of being used as a weapon, are prohibited."

So you should deliver the gas cannister in person!!

[millwall]

If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans.. 

5 years for you stinky arse

 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days

Can I remind you that sending such an explosive substance through the post is illegal:


Royal Mail Prohibited parcels includes:
"Explosives      

Any chemical compound, mixture or device capable of producing an explosive or pyrotechnic effect with substantial instantaneous release of heat and gas is prohibited. E.g. ammunition, blasting caps, fireworks, flares, fuses, igniters and nitroglycerine. Items that appear to be prohibited weapons or explosive ordnance, even if incapable of being used as a weapon, are prohibited."

So you should deliver the gas cannister in person!!

please dont give him ideas lizzie

[skyblue]

If they bring it in here thats me stuffed  as mine are evil after  a tin of shop brand baked beans.. 

5 years for you stinky arse

 Im sending you a sample in a jam jar so expect it in the next few days

Can I remind you that sending such an explosive substance through the post is illegal:


Royal Mail Prohibited parcels includes:
"Explosives      

Any chemical compound, mixture or device capable of producing an explosive or pyrotechnic effect with substantial instantaneous release of heat and gas is prohibited. E.g. ammunition, blasting caps, fireworks, flares, fuses, igniters and nitroglycerine. Items that appear to be prohibited weapons or explosive ordnance, even if incapable of being used as a weapon, are prohibited."

So you should deliver the gas cannister in person!!

please dont give him ideas lizzie

Just  got a plan together  so watch this space 

[Ploppy]

Blimey..

It took years to earn my nick name !!!

Ploppy   

[Elite Pete]

Its funny how small things amuse one person but another doesn't see the funny side. I laugh till I cry when I produce a rather smelly Dutch Oven but the wife doesn't think its funny at all :-?

[Sixstring]

I agree, swmbo doesn't have a sense of humour either!!

But it makes ME giggle like a schoolgirl if its a REALLY good one..........

Can't understand it........

[millwall]

Its funny how small things amuse one person but another doesn't see the funny side. I laugh till I cry when I produce a rather smelly Dutch Oven but the wife doesn't think its funny at all :-?

same here pete  my mrs gets the right hump if i drop a stinker  i find it hilarious 

[Elite Pete]

Its my giggling that normally gives it away, but I can't help laughing when I catch a whiff of that burning rubber smell and your eyes start watering

[Jimbob]

dunno what your all talking about, I never fart