Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[TheBoy]

Went to to a concert tonight and, it seems, practically everyone in the audience was determined to burn everyone's retinas out with a high intensity white LED as they filmed their uphill-gardening mates "at the concert", before deciding they ought perhaps to be watching the band instead - through the screen of their gayphone, of course, while filming it.

.. Because a gayphone with a minute, crap, plastic lens is, of course, ideal for recording video in low-light conditions.

"Those blobs at the top of the screen are the lights , and those blobs at the bottom of the screen that are bouncing around in time to the music, are the band."

Whatever happened to just getting plastered and enjoying the music? That's what I did, anyway.

Led thing makes quite a good torch. 

Buy a rather torch. The phone is for calls...

Sigh, another crApple fanboy...

[feeutfo]

Went to to a concert tonight and, it seems, practically everyone in the audience was determined to burn everyone's retinas out with a high intensity white LED as they filmed their uphill-gardening mates "at the concert", before deciding they ought perhaps to be watching the band instead - through the screen of their gayphone, of course, while filming it.

.. Because a gayphone with a minute, crap, plastic lens is, of course, ideal for recording video in low-light conditions.

"Those blobs at the top of the screen are the lights , and those blobs at the bottom of the screen that are bouncing around in time to the music, are the band."

Whatever happened to just getting plastered and enjoying the music? That's what I did, anyway.

Led thing makes quite a good torch. 

Buy a rather torch. The phone is for calls...

Sigh, another crApple fanboy...

I've got a rather torch, why do I need to buy one. 

[MikeDundee]

Went to to a concert tonight and, it seems, practically everyone in the audience was determined to burn everyone's retinas out with a high intensity white LED as they filmed their uphill-gardening mates "at the concert", before deciding they ought perhaps to be watching the band instead - through the screen of their gayphone, of course, while filming it.

.. Because a gayphone with a minute, crap, plastic lens is, of course, ideal for recording video in low-light conditions.

"Those blobs at the top of the screen are the lights , and those blobs at the bottom of the screen that are bouncing around in time to the music, are the band."

Whatever happened to just getting plastered and enjoying the music? That's what I did, anyway.

I hate to mention the obvious, but your too old fashioned