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Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #15 on: 21 December 2007, 19:58:19 »

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I was talking to Chopsdad
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Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #16 on: 21 December 2007, 20:00:43 »

All animals can jump higher than a house - houses can't jump!  ::)



What does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old?
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« Reply #17 on: 21 December 2007, 20:04:31 »

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What does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old?

oh god, what does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old................Im a glutten for punishment, still theres nothing else to do.............so go on then, tell us

 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 21 December 2007, 20:08:50 »

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All animals can jump higher than a house - houses can't jump!  ::)



What does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old?

oh god, what does a baby bird become after it is 4 days old................Im a glutten for punishment, still theres nothing else to do.............so go on then, tell us

 ;D ;D ;D

5 days old .....silly boy  :P
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Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #19 on: 21 December 2007, 20:10:05 »

Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on

The other one looks on sadly and says......"Oh crumbs"  :-[

« Last Edit: 21 December 2007, 20:12:17 by Chopsdad »
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Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #20 on: 21 December 2007, 20:11:51 »

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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on

The other one looks on sadly and says?

Crumbs?
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« Reply #21 on: 21 December 2007, 20:12:30 »

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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on

The other one looks on sadly and says?


Your scraping the barrel now with that one ;D Hmmmmm wonder what he said ;D ;D
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« Reply #22 on: 21 December 2007, 20:13:30 »

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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on

The other one looks on sadly and says?

Crumbs?

Correct, I got bored waiting so modified the post.

I'm off to read an exciting story to my baby now - the same one for 6 months now - roll on Christmas  :)
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« Reply #23 on: 21 December 2007, 20:13:39 »

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Two buscuits are walking down the street when one get's stood on

The other one looks on sadly and says?

Crumbs?

You fell into that one Martin ;D ;D ;D ;D as the copper said to the road digger ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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