Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Please check the Forum Guidelines at the top of the Newbie section

Pages: [1] 2  All   Go Down

Author Topic: Couple of jokes  (Read 1704 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

miggy

  • Guest
Couple of jokes
« on: 21 December 2007, 19:30:10 »
How do you get Holy water.

you boil the hell out of it
 ;D

What do you call a boomerang that dont come back

A stick
 ;D

Where do you find a dog with no legs

Right where you left him
 ;D

why do gorillas have big nostrils

because they have big fingers
 ;D

Why dont blind people like to skydive

Because it scares the sh"t out of the guide dog
 ;D ;D

Where do you get virgin wool from

Ugly sheep
 ;D ;D

whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver

a bad golfer goes whack, damm. a bad skydiver goes damm, whack.
 ;D


Oh god, Bordem has set in.

 ;D ;D



Logged

Revokev

  • Junior Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Stafford
  • Posts: 218
    • View Profile
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #1 on: 21 December 2007, 19:33:07 »
I used to have a dog with no legs
Icalled it cigarette
because every night i took it out for a drag :y
Logged
BREAKING 2000 W CDX COLOUR Z147 , SEE PARTS FOR SALE SECTION

Revokev

  • Junior Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Stafford
  • Posts: 218
    • View Profile
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #2 on: 21 December 2007, 19:34:50 »
what sexual position produces the ugliest baby?












 ;D ;DAsk your mom ;D ;D
Logged
BREAKING 2000 W CDX COLOUR Z147 , SEE PARTS FOR SALE SECTION

miggy

  • Guest
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #3 on: 21 December 2007, 19:35:23 »
Quote
I used to have a dog with no legs
Icalled it cigarette
because every night i took it out for a drag :y

I used to have a donky with one eye and three legs....


Used to call him winky wonky

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D oh classic....
Logged

miggy

  • Guest
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #4 on: 21 December 2007, 19:36:01 »
Quote
what sexual position produces the ugliest baby?














 ;D ;DAsk your mom ;D ;D

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

« Last Edit: 21 December 2007, 19:36:48 by miggy »
Logged

Revokev

  • Junior Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Stafford
  • Posts: 218
    • View Profile
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #5 on: 21 December 2007, 19:38:55 »
what ya call a deer with no eyes

no idea

 ;D

what ya call a deer with no eyes or legs

still no idea

 ;D ;D

what ya call a deer with no eyes ,legs or penis

still no rather idea

 ;D ;D ;D :y
Logged
BREAKING 2000 W CDX COLOUR Z147 , SEE PARTS FOR SALE SECTION

miggy

  • Guest
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #6 on: 21 December 2007, 19:43:32 »
Oh god, someone post a topic (and before you all jump on it, NOT THE CHOCOLATE KIND)


Bored, bored, bored, bored rather bored.
Logged

Chopsdad

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bouncy Castle in Carlisle
  • Posts: 4037
  • Keep it clean!
    • View Profile
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #7 on: 21 December 2007, 19:46:19 »
I cant join in cos I haven't opened my crackers yet. :P
Logged
[img name=signat_img_resize]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/chopsdad/oof.jpg[/IMG]                                                       [img name=signat_img_resize]http://i123.photobucket.com/albu

miggy

  • Guest
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #8 on: 21 December 2007, 19:48:44 »
Quote
I cant join in cos I haven't opened my crackers yet. :P

I got them out the local rag

 :y
Logged

Chopsdad

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bouncy Castle in Carlisle
  • Posts: 4037
  • Keep it clean!
    • View Profile
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #9 on: 21 December 2007, 19:50:18 »
How many animals can jump higher than a house?
Logged
[img name=signat_img_resize]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o317/chopsdad/oof.jpg[/IMG]                                                       [img name=signat_img_resize]http://i123.photobucket.com/albu

Revokev

  • Junior Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Stafford
  • Posts: 218
    • View Profile
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #10 on: 21 December 2007, 19:53:02 »
Quote
How many animals can jump higher than a house?
don,t know
(good way to get xtra posts)
Logged
BREAKING 2000 W CDX COLOUR Z147 , SEE PARTS FOR SALE SECTION

miggy

  • Guest
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #11 on: 21 December 2007, 19:53:11 »
Quote
How many animals can jump higher than a house?


Dont know, how many animals can jump higher than an house :question
Logged

miggy

  • Guest
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #12 on: 21 December 2007, 19:53:55 »
Quote
Quote
How many animals can jump higher than a house?
don,t know
(good way to get xtra posts)

Ssshhhhhhhhhh
 ;D
Logged

Golfbuddy

  • Omega Baron
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Cornwall
  • Posts: 4151
  • I'm On An Economy Drive
    • View Profile
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #13 on: 21 December 2007, 19:55:35 »
Quote
How many animals can jump higher than a house?

At a guess, all of them?   :-/
Logged
[size=24]        [/size][/b]

Revokev

  • Junior Member
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Stafford
  • Posts: 218
    • View Profile
Re: Couple of jokes
« Reply #14 on: 21 December 2007, 19:55:56 »
I was talking to Chopsdad
(nutha 1)  ;D
Logged
BREAKING 2000 W CDX COLOUR Z147 , SEE PARTS FOR SALE SECTION
Pages: [1] 2  All   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.01 seconds with 16 queries.