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[Jay w]

double bluffed my wife into getting married......

i bluffed her.... ''choice, make a will or get wed''
she bluffed me...... ''how would you like your wedding''
i bluffed her back.... ''£1500 and within 6 weeks''

she booked the wedding, brought it in under budget and within the timeframe.......

not the cleverest move!!!

its a women thing if you challenge us we will do our best to complete the challenge

we are as bad as each other....

she bet i didn't have the balls to go and set up my own business......two week later i had handed in my notice and was trying to get my first contract, she messed herself when i told her i had quit, she thought i was round the twist

[cem_devecioglu]

Honestly its a very a long list as I'm 42..

biggest problem is most of them are non - recoverable..


ie :mean  cannot be fixed..

[Elite Pete]

Honestly its a very a long list as I'm 42..

biggest problem is most of them are non - recoverable..


ie :mean  cannot be fixed..

So long as you learn by your mistakes, thats the important thing

[Vamps]

I think these pictures warrant a place on this thread

Any names please, who would roll about like that?

[Kevin Wood]

My 'baby', a Burt Rutan designed 'Long-Ez': 8 years in the making.....and the foundation of my Ph.D dissertation......AKA the 'Bird`s Banana'  

Ahh, The CFI of the gliding club I belong to has one of those. Very funky:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutan_Long-EZ

I have a 1/3rd share in one of these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolladen-Schneider_LS4

... and my syndicate partner managed to land it with the wheel up a couple of years ago. A £3K insurance claim.  

Kevin

[Marks DTM Calib]

Trouble is, I am now going to come out with the brick story....

We were at a party just outside Stafford at a farm house (belonged to a friends parents) and had been clubbing in Stoke (desperate times!).

It was the early hours of the morning and we got back before one of our friends (he fancied his chances with some bird who had an artificial leg but, thats another story) and pretended to all be sleep.....

.....next thing we knew a bloody house brick came through the front door (which was a good 100 years old) taking the ornamental glass and wood with it (this guy got a bit violent when drunk)....

Needless to say we had one HELL of a lot of explaining to do and a VERY big bill for restoration!

Any way, 1 week later there was a knock at the door and outside was a post man who, to be honest, looked pretty pissed off.

He handed over a parcel wrapped in brown paper and with 4 quids worth of postage on it......

It was shaped like a brick

It had 'This is a brick written on one side' along with phrases like

'a self contained maisonette in 20,000 weekly installments'
'package 1 of 250'
'fragile, handle with care'
'this way up'

etc etc etc....

So, ONE of the other most stupid things I ever did was pretend to be asleep.....

Trouble is that following this incident an on-going vendetta started up which involved the said person urinating in the fuel tank of my old Fiesta followed by me adding to the header tank in his house 4 liters of Ribena concentrate......and it went on for 3 years!

[MikeDundee]

I think these pictures warrant a place on this thread

Any names please, who would roll about like that?

Loo Knee, the Boy, Tunnie's Sennie (dodgy ipod wiring), Bob.dent and AA doing the hand signals

[Vamps]

I think these pictures warrant a place on this thread

Any names please, who would roll about like that?

Loo Knee, the Boy, Tunnie's Sennie (dodgy ipod wiring), Bob.dent and AA doing the hand signals

Thanks, ruined the images in my head though.

[Debs.]

I have a 1/3rd share in one of these......
Kevin

OMG   Kevin....it`s flying backwards and some blighter`s half-inched your prop!  

[cem_devecioglu]

Honestly its a very a long list as I'm 42..

biggest problem is most of them are non - recoverable..


ie :mean  cannot be fixed..

So long as you learn by your mistakes, thats the important thing

 

after 2 jobs at this hour my brain is like a soup.. sure I'll make many mistakes

[cem_devecioglu]

here's another from me..

during the military service in 2nd week I become very sick..

38 Celcius temp. on head the normal behaviour I must do is to visit

the military hospital..And get the INJECTION..this is the scary part..

cause before me who got this injection can not sit, walk or stay in the bed on arse..

so I decided not to have it.

but I must do something to escape morning sports ( 3km run with a heavy rifle and a t-shirt  at 6 o'clock in the morning) as I was really sick and cant stand on feet whole day..

I become voluntary to work with the garbage truck (they get lost whole day)

In the beginning there was no problem as my nose dont get any smell..

And we rest whole day at the garbage area

But after a few days when my nose start to take smell ( I understand that in the garbage area )  

Words are not enough to explain that..

The next day I started my precious morning sports  

[Kevin Wood]

I have a 1/3rd share in one of these......
Kevin

OMG   Kevin....it`s flying backwards and some blighter`s half-inched your prop!  

 

[Essex_Andy]

Most stupid thing I ever did was become a Prison Officer.

If I had asked what's the overtime rate I would have been told "No overtime, your pay covers any incurred o/t"

Much happier now driving my petrol tanker

[Paulus]

double bluffed my wife into getting married......

i bluffed her.... ''choice, make a will or get wed''
she bluffed me...... ''how would you like your wedding''
i bluffed her back.... ''£1500 and within 6 weeks''

she booked the wedding, brought it in under budget and within the timeframe.......

not the cleverest move!!!

its a women thing if you challenge us we will do our best to complete the challenge

£1500 for a wedding...bargain. Much cheaper than dragging on a courtship...(just don't get divorced)

[albitz]

Got married.....bloody stupid thing to do that is!