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[Tony H]

And the moral of the story is?....

Get a cat instead 

(Grins, ducks and runs  )

Cats are o.k until you decide to tidy up the flower beds and find six weeks worth of deposits!

[Rods2]

Tesco nappy sacks normally do the job, but soon as it involves scraping a loose stool on concrete then from brown finger nail experience  it involves 2 or 3 bags as layers. 

SHMBO used to clear up everyday from our lurcher (3 big dumps a day), but now she is in the Ukraine, it is down to me. It makes sure from the logistical  point of view the grass is kept short. I still tease her when we talk on Skype how she is missing out on doing her favorite job 

Talking of which SHMBO was laughing last week where she is potty training our 15 month daughter, who did a very ripe one and promptly grabbed a towel next to her and held it over her nose. 

As a friend used to joke, dogs when they need to go behave with all the morality of a "dog with diarrhea on a bowling green".