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Yawp and cackle show
« on: 29 February 2012, 05:19:00 »

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Spent some time yesterday morning sitting with the 'better' half watching the box.
The program that was on at that time was Loose Women and she was literally glued to the screen. The program was quite apty named really if the description was that of their great gaping always open gobs! The women who composed the 'panel' all seemed to have but one thought and that was to talk over the top of everyone else, then emit cackles of so called laughter at some point, which was apparently funny to them  but which I failed to grasp the funnyness of.
Never have I had to sit through so much sheer crap to keep the peace. One thing is certain though - from now on that bloody program will never be seen again in this home...........
Biggest gob of all prize goes to Denise Welch, as does the almost constant cackling witches laugh. Must have boiled her face at some time too  :D
Probably that by being a man I cannot understand why anyone at all could find the program interesting, not even to women unless of course they are of the same mindset as the panel of former celebrity emptyheads that sit on it.
Going for a good  :'( now cos it bored me to tears................
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Re: Yawp and cackle show
« Reply #1 on: 29 February 2012, 07:48:39 »

:(
Spent some time yesterday morning sitting with the 'better' half watching the box.
The program that was on at that time was Loose Women and she was literally glued to the screen. The program was quite apty named really if the description was that of their great gaping always open gobs! The women who composed the 'panel' all seemed to have but one thought and that was to talk over the top of everyone else, then emit cackles of so called laughter at some point, which was apparently funny to them  but which I failed to grasp the funnyness of.
Never have I had to sit through so much sheer crap to keep the peace. One thing is certain though - from now on that bloody program will never be seen again in this home...........
Biggest gob of all prize goes to Denise Welch, as does the almost constant cackling witches laugh. Must have boiled her face at some time too  :D
Probably that by being a man I cannot understand why anyone at all could find the program interesting, not even to women unless of course they are of the same mindset as the panel of former celebrity emptyheads that sit on it.
Going for a good  :'( now cos it bored me to tears................

Bet she wasn't.
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Re: Yawp and cackle show
« Reply #2 on: 29 February 2012, 08:17:39 »

You obviously haven't watched the jewel in the crown that is 'Jeremy Kyle'. What a load of complete and utter shite...and yes, Loose Women is pretty awful too  :-X
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Re: Yawp and cackle show
« Reply #3 on: 29 February 2012, 08:49:04 »

You obviously haven't watched the jewel in the crown that is 'Jeremy Kyle'....and yes, Loose Women is pretty awful too  :-X

Kyle makes Loose Women look like the best of TV :y
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Re: Yawp and cackle show
« Reply #4 on: 29 February 2012, 14:27:07 »

Good grief men, get a grip on yourselves! ::)

Surely there was something 'important' to do around the house or in the garage when either of those programmes were on! :-\

I have only heard about this Kyle person but he sounds a nasty piece of work... As for loose women, yes SWMBO likes to watch it every now and then, me, I always, but always find something to do away from the goggle box when the 'ladies' programmes are on. :y
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Re: Yawp and cackle show
« Reply #5 on: 29 February 2012, 15:08:34 »

 :'( Problem is that I made a bet with her and I lost - the punishment was watching that load of crap so I could see that it was 'interesting'.
I watched it and suffered in silence but no way on this earth could I get interested in those moronic yawping idiots who still think they are celebrities. The female mind is a never ending source of wonderment inasmuch as it makes no freekin sense at all, and certainly no logic......
I wonder if male same sex marriages/partnerships have the same problems when they both have male minds? If the same rule applies for female ones then it must be like living in a madhouse.
Why is it that we men cannot do without women and would rather suffer their idiosycratic antics than be alone?
Someone must know....... :D
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« Reply #6 on: 29 February 2012, 15:13:24 »

:'( Problem is that I made a bet with her and I lost - the punishment was watching that load of crap so I could see that it was 'interesting'.
I watched it and suffered in silence but no way on this earth could I get interested in those moronic yawping idiots who still think they are celebrities. The female mind is a never ending source of wonderment inasmuch as it makes no freekin sense at all, and certainly no logic......
I wonder if male same sex marriages/partnerships have the same problems when they both have male minds? If the same rule applies for female ones then it must be like living in a madhouse.
Why is it that we men cannot do without women and would rather suffer their idiosycratic antics than be alone?
Someone must know....... :D

Because they haven't yet discovered hookers? It's the only reason I can think of.
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Re: Yawp and cackle show
« Reply #7 on: 29 February 2012, 15:17:35 »

:'( Problem is that I made a bet with her and I lost - the punishment was watching that load of crap so I could see that it was 'interesting'.
I watched it and suffered in silence but no way on this earth could I get interested in those moronic yawping idiots who still think they are celebrities. The female mind is a never ending source of wonderment inasmuch as it makes no freekin sense at all, and certainly no logic......
I wonder if male same sex marriages/partnerships have the same problems when they both have male minds? If the same rule applies for female ones then it must be like living in a madhouse.
Why is it that we men cannot do without women and would rather suffer their idiosycratic antics than be alone?
Someone must know....... :D

Because they haven't yet discovered hookers? It's the only reason I can think of.
The clever ones amongst us have :-X :-X
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