FFS!
I can exclusively reveal that the IT support contract for the Post Office has been awarded to... the Retards at Brackley BP.

Walk into post office. See sign saying "Be patient. We are currently experiencing problems with our computer system."
<vein in forehead starts to swell>
"I suppose a Tax disc is out of the question?"
"Can't even sell you a stamp today, I'm afraid"
"What?

"
"Our systems are down. No tills, Nothing."
"Oh..."
"Can 't tell you when they'll be back up either. Might be back now <tap tap tap> Nope. Might be days yet. Just don't know".
"Oh.. Ermm, well.."
"It's ALL post offices too. Not just this branch. The whole central IT system is down"
"Ok. Thanks then. Enjoy the holiday"
Naturally I left, depositing 10,000 miles of ruber on the floor. Damned hard work, that was, given that I'm on foot. Next stop the shoe shop. Lets hope they are functioning.
