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[paul.lovejoy]

  thats not funny 

[ozzycat]

  what did you have for main corse

[TheBoy]

She did me steak and chips last night. Not had steak for ages.

[Tony H]

Miss Vamps loves going to our localish one, she can eat what she likes and loves the seaweed...

It's always puzzled me how the hell from a trading standards point of veiw Chinese restaurants and takeaways get away with describing deep fried spring greens as seaweed 

[Rods2]

The same way as they describe cat meat as chicken. 

[Tony H]

 

[millwall]

and for the record paul you was a fat tinker before the chinky

[feeutfo]

She did me steak and chips last night. Not had steak for ages.

Every night she asks me, what do you want for tea? Answer is always steak and chips. Always!

[feeutfo]

Just in from taking wifey out for a meal...one of those eat as much as you like chinese

2 x seaweed
1 x hot sour soup
1 x chickem sweet corn soup
1 x satay chicken
1 x chicken parcels
1 x ribs
1 x crsipy duck
1 x egg fried rice
1 x sweet sour chicken
1 x sweet sour pork
1 x beef ginger spring onions
2 x coke
1 x orange juice

and thast just what i had fat bugger look like the michelin man now cant belive how much i have eaten .was good food too but totally stuffed now cant move even my fingers feel fat 

Lightweight!

[paul.lovejoy]

and for the record paul you was a fat tinker before the chinky

i thought you were leaving bigballs

[millwall]

Just in from taking wifey out for a meal...one of those eat as much as you like chinese

2 x seaweed
1 x hot sour soup
1 x chickem sweet corn soup
1 x satay chicken
1 x chicken parcels
1 x ribs
1 x crsipy duck
1 x egg fried rice
1 x sweet sour chicken
1 x sweet sour pork
1 x beef ginger spring onions
2 x coke
1 x orange juice

and thast just what i had fat bugger look like the michelin man now cant belive how much i have eaten .was good food too but totally stuffed now cant move even my fingers feel fat 

Lightweight!

paul isnt a lightweight that was his breakfast

[hercules]

i used to go to pizza buffet,s and when id done i needed breathing apparatus 

[millwall]

and for the record paul you was a fat tinker before the chinky

i thought you were leaving bigballs

how could i leave you

[hercules]

i would love a go at this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093449/The-REALLY-big-breakfast-6-000-calorie-fry-slammed-health-campaigners--hit-diners.html

[aaronjb]

i used to go to pizza buffet,s and when id done i needed breathing apparatus 

First time I read that I thought it said "breathing asparagus"..  I must need glasses!