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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #15 on: 05 March 2012, 22:45:56 »
 :( :( poor old T.B he can never win its 3-0 to the dishwasher now  :D :D
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #16 on: 05 March 2012, 23:06:16 »
Quote from: ozzycat on 05 March 2012, 22:45:56
:( :( poor old T.B he can never win its 3-0 to the dishwasher now  :D :D

 ;D ;D ;D but can you see him admitting defeat it just aint gonna happen is it axle stands plastic whatever it takes......captain dishwasher man ;D ;D :y
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #17 on: 05 March 2012, 23:07:40 »
He's not been the same since Sammy left him.
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #18 on: 05 March 2012, 23:08:04 »
dishwasher bloody retards.....the dishwasher is pushing its luck  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #19 on: 05 March 2012, 23:09:10 »
whos sammy......not sammy the washing machine
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #20 on: 05 March 2012, 23:50:13 »
You mean he's not told you about Sammy?
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #21 on: 06 March 2012, 12:11:04 »
Oh you wait 'til he tells you about Sammy. ;D
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #22 on: 06 March 2012, 12:14:13 »
this i gotta hear  ;D :y
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #23 on: 06 March 2012, 12:15:25 »
His long lost and much lamented "special friend". ;) :-X
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #24 on: 06 March 2012, 13:04:04 »
 :y :y come on TB tell us about sammy :D :D
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #25 on: 06 March 2012, 13:09:57 »
Quote from: ozzycat on 06 March 2012, 13:04:04
:y :y come on TB tell us about sammy :D :D

If the Army had one, they'd list it as:

Installation tool, printer driver, 14lb

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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #26 on: 06 March 2012, 14:35:59 »
oh dear this is sounding like something got broken or hit by something the weighed 141b

did it have a wooden shaft by any chance ;D ;D ;D
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #27 on: 06 March 2012, 17:19:48 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 06 March 2012, 13:09:57
Quote from: ozzycat on 06 March 2012, 13:04:04
:y :y come on TB tell us about sammy :D :D

If the Army had one, they'd list it as:

Installation tool, printer driver, 14lb

 ;)

It is known in many guises:

TOOL ADJUSTMENT ATTITUDE MANUAL, 14LB (following the military method for naming stuff ...i.e. backwards)
DISCIPLINE ATTACHMENT FOR NCOS, LARGE
THINGMEBOB FOR WHACKIN SHIT, MEDIUM
DONT-TAP-IT-WHACK-IT APPLICATION DEVICE
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #28 on: 06 March 2012, 18:16:10 »
If in doubt, give it a clout.  :y ;D ;D ;D

14lb sounds about right for that minor tweak, where you couldn't repair it with just your jewelers screwdriver set.  :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Re: TB's tip of the day...
« Reply #29 on: 06 March 2012, 18:21:47 »
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