Topic: Random thought thread (Read 5423 times)

Varche · « **on:** 13 March 2012, 09:26:32 »

We all know Britain once had a mighty Empire but what was the name of the Emperor?

Terbs · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 March 2012, 10:06:24 »

I thought Victoria was 'The Empress'

mantahatch · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 March 2012, 10:45:59 »

It is a statistically proven fact that every body who died was at one time alive. Therefore the greatest killer on this planet is life.

Varche · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 March 2012, 12:17:42 »

Is Ed Shearan Prince Harrys stage name?

Rods2 · « **Reply #4 on:** 13 March 2012, 23:23:03 »

How random is a random number?

Rods2 · « **Reply #5 on:** 13 March 2012, 23:25:06 »

Why does grass grow from the bottom and plants from the top?

Dr_X · « **Reply #6 on:** 13 March 2012, 23:31:22 »

Why am I reading this thread??

doz · « **Reply #7 on:** 13 March 2012, 23:31:42 »

Why is it every time you dial a wrong number somebody always answers?

Andys VXR · « **Reply #8 on:** 14 March 2012, 00:32:41 »

I was dreaming i was awake but when i woke up i found my self asleep. If bottled water came from a natural spring why has it got a use by date on it.

dbug · « **Reply #9 on:** 14 March 2012, 00:36:18 »

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

dbug · « **Reply #10 on:** 14 March 2012, 00:38:04 »

On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said "English speaking Doctor" I thought what a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?

dbug · « **Reply #11 on:** 14 March 2012, 00:39:09 »

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

feeutfo · « **Reply #12 on:** 14 March 2012, 12:35:16 »

I'm hungry!

Dr_X · « **Reply #13 on:** 14 March 2012, 12:55:43 »

Why does chrisgixer have a Ducati in his avatar??

cleggy · « **Reply #14 on:** 14 March 2012, 13:12:59 »

Gravity might not always work.