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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #30 on: 14 March 2012, 23:22:29 »
Quote from: Andy B on 14 March 2012, 23:14:17
Quote from: Lampynoiseboy on 14 March 2012, 23:11:56
So you can see the corpses?  ;)

They'd have to stand up ..............  ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.


Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers.  ;) ;)

I'm afraid to ask as what............ ;D
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #31 on: 14 March 2012, 23:52:00 »
Quote from: Lampynoiseboy on 14 March 2012, 23:22:29
Quote from: Andy B on 14 March 2012, 23:14:17
Quote from: Lampynoiseboy on 14 March 2012, 23:11:56
So you can see the corpses?  ;)

They'd have to stand up ..............  ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.


Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers.  ;) ;)

I'm afraid to ask as what............ ;D

 ;D ;D ;D Bearer!  :y :y
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #32 on: 14 March 2012, 23:54:37 »
Quote from: Andy B on 14 March 2012, 23:52:00
Quote from: Lampynoiseboy on 14 March 2012, 23:22:29
Quote from: Andy B on 14 March 2012, 23:14:17
Quote from: Lampynoiseboy on 14 March 2012, 23:11:56
So you can see the corpses?  ;)

They'd have to stand up ..............  ;D ;D ;D It's a tall side by side fridge freezer.


Ironically my Dad has been an undertaker for the past umpteen years & I've 'helped out' at a few funerals to make up the numbers.  ;) ;)

I'm afraid to ask as what............ ;D

 ;D ;D ;D Bearer!  :y :y

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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #33 on: 15 March 2012, 00:05:21 »
why do you always want what you cannot have
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #34 on: 15 March 2012, 00:06:23 »
If you have a lead box with a light in it and you switch the light off, where does the light go?
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #35 on: 15 March 2012, 00:08:55 »
Life is but a chance to make your obituary interesting
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #36 on: 15 March 2012, 00:17:36 »
Is a watch, which is, 5 minutes slow more accurate that a stopped watch, which is, right twice a day?
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #37 on: 15 March 2012, 00:21:35 »
A philosopher spends his life thinking deeply about improbable things that probably don't exist.  :-\
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #38 on: 15 March 2012, 00:26:26 »
Do do-gooders do good for the sake of goodness, or for the sake of looking good? Is that a cynical or realistic question? Is being cynical the same as being realistic?
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #39 on: 15 March 2012, 00:27:15 »
Does altruism really exist?
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #40 on: 15 March 2012, 00:31:15 »
What is a year? A measurement of time according to the Gregorian calendar that most of the world find it convenient to use. There are no such things as birthdays, anniversaries and the like; as a cycle. There is only one cycle, the beginning of the universe, to the end.
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #41 on: 15 March 2012, 00:36:21 »
What is fear, love, happiness or anger? Nothing but words to describe mental states that we choose to create in our own minds. If we understand this, whatever happens in the physical world can only alter our mental state if we allow it to. Don't be sad.
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #42 on: 15 March 2012, 00:39:54 »
Still trying to find a meaning or point to life that doesn't selfishly involve ensuring your genes are passed from one generation to the next.
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #43 on: 15 March 2012, 00:49:58 »
If the TB house is retard free, does that mean the opposite BT is full of retards?
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Re: Random thought thread
« Reply #44 on: 15 March 2012, 01:14:20 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 15 March 2012, 00:49:58
If the TB house is retard free, does that mean the opposite BT is full of retards?

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