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Author Topic: "And then the kerb just stepped right out"  (Read 1216 times)

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GastronomicKleptomaniac

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"And then the kerb just stepped right out"
« on: 13 March 2012, 16:12:44 »
Tip of the day - if you're maneouvring around a tight car park with high kerbs, and you go "ooh, that's getting a bit close"... always stop, go back six inches, then drive out without incident.
 Don't go "ah, I'm sure it'll be fine" and hit the kerb. "WHACK... pffftpffftpfffft" went the tyre. Luckily it was due for replacement in the next month anyway... I'm currently rocking the one-steelie look...

>hangs head in shame<

Almost as idiotic as not noticing the lightbar and "ECILOP" written on the bonnet of a car following me out of a car park and up to 80mph on a single carriageway...
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Re: "And then the kerb just stepped right out"
« Reply #1 on: 13 March 2012, 16:21:22 »
Oh oh! Not sure which is worse ...  :-X
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Re: "And then the kerb just stepped right out"
« Reply #2 on: 13 March 2012, 16:23:51 »
oops :-[
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Re: "And then the kerb just stepped right out"
« Reply #3 on: 13 March 2012, 16:25:21 »
In my defence, I wouldn't have been in that car park if Woman had directed me to the correct one in the first place.

And the sun was in my eyes.

No, wait, I'm just a clot. £220 lighter for my trouble.
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Re: "And then the kerb just stepped right out"
« Reply #4 on: 13 March 2012, 17:53:37 »
A bad day and its the 13th  :-X
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Re: "And then the kerb just stepped right out"
« Reply #5 on: 13 March 2012, 20:23:46 »
Quote from: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 13 March 2012, 16:25:21
In my defence, I wouldn't have been in that car park if Woman had directed me to the correct one in the first place.

And the sun was in my eyes.

No, wait, I'm just a clot. £220 lighter for my trouble.

have you been thinking up excuses with my wife.........I put a grands worth of staggered alloys on my wife's car and she did the exact same thing coming out of a car park, now it looks like someones been at them with an angle grinder and yellow paint transfer all over the spokes....... :'(
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