I have a Doberman and I must admit he’s really stupid, I work from home so spend a lot of time with him so when I go out he gets a bit upset.
This manifests itself by eating his bed and whatever else is to
hand paw.
The wife and I were getting a bit tired of shelling out £20-£30 on a new bed every time we went out, so we found an aluminium framed indestructible bed for him……great that’s sorted we thought until we got home and found he’d eaten our bed….
SWMBO was not happy and decided the best course of action was to chop his gonads off in an attempt to calm him down, this is still being discussed at the moment.
Right.. so at Christmas we got some kittens for the kids, two boys and two girls, SWMBO was getting worried that the boys were going to get the girls into trouble (more kittens) so off the boys went to the vets too….you guessed it, to have their gonads chopped off.
I’m getting a bit worried now and have decided to keep my head down and behave myself because I really don’t want to upset SWMBO at the moment………..

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