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[the alarming man]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY


It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY





1. Show up naked

2. Bring alcohol

[jonnycool]

That's about right 

[Johnny English]

yes, absolutely!  although for my happines enough to be naked and no need alcohol either...  

[dad1uk]

Brilliant 

[tigers_gonads]

Just showed that to the missus

She just confirmed that she punches like a bloke 

I'll never learn 

[waspy]

 

[bored bigyin54]

Just showed that to the missus

She just confirmed that she punches like a bloke 

I'll never learn 

silly thing to do mate 

[Webby the Bear]

i'd love a bird that would suck occasionally 

[bored bigyin54]

i'd love a bird that would suck occasionally 

hear hear steve 

[tigers_gonads]

i'd love a bird that would suck occasionally 

hear hear steve 

Most do until you stick a ring on there finger 

[Webby the Bear]

i'd love a bird that would suck occasionally 

hear hear steve 

Most do until you stick a ring on there finger 

i got a mate that still goes out and pulls pretty much every weekend. some of the stuff he's done with strangers is unreal..... and he has the footage to prove it. yet we get in to relationships. and then what? misery and arguments 

maybe it's just me 

[bored bigyin54]

i'd love a bird that would suck occasionally 

hear hear steve 

Most do until you stick a ring on there finger 

i got a mate that still goes out and pulls pretty much every weekend. some of the stuff he's done with strangers is unreal..... and he has the footage to prove it. yet we get in to relationships. and then what? misery and arguments 

maybe it's just me 

wait until you are married steve they turn into wifes and you get nothing

[SJKOO01]

Age old thing, Women spend ages looking for 'Mr Right', then when she finds him, she try's to change him from what he is?

Women, you can't live with 'em, can't live without them
(unless your a gay bloke of course, in which case you're probably okay - But does beg another question, how do Lesbian's get on then

[bored bigyin54]

and i had a long time off that

[bored bigyin54]

Age old thing, Women spend ages looking for 'Mr Right', then when she finds him, she try's to change him from what he is?

Women, you can't live with 'em, can't live without them
(unless your a gay bloke of course, in which case you're probably okay - But does beg another question, how do Lesbian's get on then

dont want to know thanks