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[Nickbat]

http://ausbullion.blogspot.com.au/2012/03/tungsten-filled-gold-bars.html

 

Better go and check the weight of mine. 

[SIR Philbutt]

Did you see the chart on gold reserves by country - UK not on it thanks to Bodgit Brown

[Rods2]

Yep accord to released cabinet papers it was decided something on the lines of:

Tony, I've decided the time is right to sell most of our gold reserves.
To make a profit you have to buy high and sell when the market is low, perfect conditions now, gold low, Euros high.

Gordon, don't you mean buy low and sell high.
No, you plonker Tony it is buy high and sell low, every financial wizard like me knows the basics like that, that's why I'm the greatest chancellor ever, who has abolished boom and bust!

Why, where did you learn that then Gordon. On that, top trading program on TV, you know the one with Delboy and Rodney in it and they've even named their office block after my hero Nelson Mandela. I find that clever bloke Trigger sometimes difficult to understand with his sharp intellect and that Boyce bloke reminds me of myself with his superior attitude.

Tony replied: You know all the financial stuff on that program goes over my head, I just watch it for the jokes, and the "in" words. President Bush was impressed when I said "Lubly Jubly", he said "Yo Blair" that's the exactly the sort of technical terms I'm looking for, for our intelligent report on Iraq weapons of mass destruction, we'll go to war on that "Lubly Jubly".

Okay Gordon, but don't you sell it all, I might need some to bribe convince the EU to make me President.

Another great deal from the duo Phony Tear and Fool McRuin.

[SIR Philbutt]

Yep accord to released cabinet papers it was decided something on the lines of:

Tony, I've decided the time is right to sell most of our gold reserves.
To make a profit you have to buy high and sell when the market is low, perfect conditions now, gold low, Euros high.

Gordon, don't you mean buy low and sell high.
No, you plonker Tony it is buy high and sell low, every financial wizard like me knows the basics like that, that's why I'm the greatest chancellor ever, who has abolished boom and bust!

Why, where did you learn that then Gordon. On that, top trading program on TV, you know the one with Delboy and Rodney in it and they've even named their office block after my hero Nelson Mandela. I find that clever bloke Trigger sometimes difficult to understand with his sharp intellect and that Boyce bloke reminds me of myself with his superior attitude.

Tony replied: You know all the financial stuff on that program goes over my head, I just watch it for the jokes, and the "in" words. President Bush was impressed when I said "Lubly Jubly", he said "Yo Blair" that's the exactly the sort of technical terms I'm looking for, for our intelligent report on Iraq weapons of mass destruction, we'll go to war on that "Lubly Jubly".

Okay Gordon, but don't you sell it all, I might need some to bribe convince the EU to make me President.

Another great deal from the duo Phony Tear and Fool McRuin.

 

[adey2]

pmsl

[cleggy]

Brilliant, well done. Many A True Word 

Now where did I put them gold bars