Hey up chaps. I meant to post an update last weekend but I've been stupidly busy.
However, all went really well except for one thing but will come to that in a moment.
Big thanks to Tunnie and Rob for help with the jacking up as well as anyone else who provided help. Ended up being a piece of p*ss. Stands and jeck seem pretty sturdy following use and I think I'd be quite happy to get under the car (although I'd want to jack up/use axel stands a few more times first lol). Chocked the back wheels with bricks and shoved the car wheel under the sill for extra protection.
I will post pics tonight when I get home but on first imspection I could easily see where everything was located. Someone had cut the pad sensor and tucked it under the bleed nipple cover and taped up the end; I presume this is what's done if you want to not bother with the sensors.
Ok, so first thing was the 13mm caliper bolts. I spent ages wondering why they were just turning

and then re-read the guide and got some suitable grips to hold the slide pins while I unscrewed them. Had I been doing the job on my ''good'' car I'd have took the pins out, took the old grease off and greased them up with silicone paste.
Then inspecting the pads. Both of them have about 1cm of pad left so I'm assuming they wouldn't need replacing if I was to actually come to replacing. I also assume those funky cross pins at the back of the pad are the ''squalers'' that let you know you need new pads?
Ok, so next on to pushing the caliper piston back in. One word BAAAAAAAARSTARD!!!! Again this must have taken a good 20 minutes even though it had only come out about 1cm. I've seen the tools for ''spinning''. Is there a tool for pushing too? Now at this point again I would have pinched the brake hose with vice grips (with protecting rubber) and undone the bleed valve but A.) I didn't have any vice grips and B.) the bleed valve had a 9mm nut... I only have 8 & 10 wrenches

Anyways I got it all back in with a big pair of pliers although it was hard work. I think it bottomed out but hopefully you guys can tell me when I upload the photos

Then the first big problem... the lower caliper mount bolt (18mm). OH MY FEKKING GOD. I swear some fekker must have welded it in. It took, and I swear I'm not exaggerating, 47 minutes to get that undone!!!! I hammered the wrench, put all my weight on it and for the last 20 minutes was standing on it!!!!

Eventually it undid and thank God the upper bolt was a bit easier.
Then the second big problem which unfortunately halted any further progress..... the allen bolt holding the disc to the hub. Someone has clearly stripped it as I couldn't open it with any allen keys.



So all in all I'd say a great success for my first time except I do really want to get that disc off. Any ideas on how to get out the stripped allen bolt? I've seen an impact tool which will lunch the screw out and you simply replace the screw. Anyone use this?
Apart from anti-seizing all bolts that would be that.
So guys as ever I am left with a couple of Q's following the job which I thought would be nice to discuss

1. As above is there a piston pusher-inner tool?
2. Also as above, is there a tool to get that stripped allen bolt out?
3. Following me putting everything back together there is a bit of movement from the caliper which goes side to side. It's very minimal movement but I didn't notice it when I started but I'm thinking that's possible as it was all rusted up. All bolts are tightened well.
4. I didn't see the pad spring/tab thingy. Does this have one?
Cheers all. Hope you like my updates

