All the damage on my other car is from other peoples parking

It was pristine, once upon a time.. and then some muppet in an NCP in Sheffield decided they needed three attempts to get into or out of the space next to me and left a big crease in the door (and the outline of the crash bar, ffs!) along with some paint, and then two more nice big dents in the rear wing with some more of their paint.
Then, while it was parked outside my house, someone managed to crash into it and take the rear light cluster out and a big chunk out of the back bumper. The night before I signed the papers on my new house, no less.
Finally, just to finish off the drivers side of the car, someone in Reading car park decided to remodel the front wing with their 4x4.
And now there's a parking ding on the passenger door, too.
