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[amigov6]

 A bald one legged man is invited to a fancy dress party. Being aware of his conditions he writes to a dress hire co. for advice. A week later he receives a parcel containing a pirates outfit with a letter saying the bandana will disguise his bald head & his wooden leg will fit right in.
   Outraged he writes back accusing them of mocking his afflictions, so they send a Monks out fit with an apologetic letter saying the long robe will hide your wooden leg but your bald head will fit in. Offended again he sends off another snotty letter. A week later he receives a small parcel containing a tin of treacle & a short note saying
    "Tip the contents of this tin over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse & go as a toffee Apple!!! 8-)

[waspy]

 

[CaptainZok]