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dad1uk

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Driving Enforcement
« on: 04 April 2008, 13:03:45 »
Mad Joan was whizzing round the mental hospital in her wheel chair, when she was stopped by Crazy Carl.
"Licence please!" said Carl.
Joan sped off round the corner and bumped into Loony Leon.
"Insurance please!" said Leon.
Off zoomed Joan again, but she was stopped by Donkey John who had a 10 inch erection.
"Oh no!" cried Joan "not the f@@king breathalizer again!"

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Re: Driving Enforcement
« Reply #1 on: 04 April 2008, 13:13:00 »
Like that one :y ;D
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Re: Driving Enforcement
« Reply #2 on: 04 April 2008, 13:33:32 »
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Re: Driving Enforcement
« Reply #3 on: 04 April 2008, 13:54:08 »
 :D :D :D :D :D :y :y
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Re: Driving Enforcement
« Reply #4 on: 04 April 2008, 14:12:45 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Driving Enforcement
« Reply #5 on: 05 April 2008, 14:17:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Driving Enforcement
« Reply #6 on: 05 April 2008, 15:00:42 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Driving Enforcement
« Reply #7 on: 05 April 2008, 15:14:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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