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[waspy]

It's on the road just outside Belper on the A517 to Ashbourne.
Bloody thing has p"£$ed me off once too many times, so it went out the window.
It was a Mio, please avoid this make at all costs  
"Please turn right" It was a farmer's field.
"Take the A???" That road doesn't go through Notts.
The list was endless at to the stupid things it said  :-? :-? :-?

[Debs.]

It's on the road just outside Belper on the A517 to Ashbourne.
Bloody thing has p"£$ed me off once too many times, so it went out the window.
It was a Mio, please avoid this make at all costs  
"Please turn right" It was a farmer's field.
"Take the A???" That road doesn't go through Notts.
The list was endless at to the stupid things it said  :-? :-? :-?

Do you think it shouted-out after you: "Warning: end of tether in 50 yards!"  

[waspy]

Honestly Deb's, it was crap.
I'm sure it made up stuff as it went along.
When i was on my way to Mark's, it was telling me to go down a road that isn't there.
When i went to first have a look at my Mig, it was saying turn into a farmer's field, but there wasn't even a gate way   I had to stop & ask for directions in the end & then ring the bloke that was selling the car.
Just a few of the stupid things it said to do, of which there was many  

[PaulW]

If your offering I'll have it  

[bertiecbx550]

you will wake 2mora an it will have magically found its way back to you...

[waspy]

you will wake 2mora an it will have magically found its way back to you...

Nooooooooooooo  

[Entwood]

Did it bounce well ?? or were you not watching ..    

[bertiecbx550]

In 20 yards turn left into a brick wall....

[waspy]

In 20 yards turn left into a brick wall....

Very nearly mate, the field had a stone wall as a boundery  

[bertiecbx550]

mine took me to a farm near st.martins this afternoon the farmer just started laughing and said the housing estate you want is on the other side of the hill....now break off my land!!!! mind ya i did interupate some naughty goings on in a corsa that was parked up in a supposedly quiet country lane... the lad did not look very happy that we had interupted him during the act...

[Debs.]

mine took me to a farm near st.martins this afternoon the farmer just started laughing and said the housing estate you want is on the other side of the hill....now break off my land!!!! mind ya i did interupate some naughty goings on in a corsa that was parked up in a supposedly quiet country lane... the lad did not look very happy that we had interupted him during the act...

  OMG!.....surely a case of "satellitus Interuptus!"  

[waspy]

Did it bounce well ?? or were you not watching ..    

I didn't see it bounce, but i heard it clatter on the road, which felt quite good   .
My mate was next to me at the time & the look on his face was a pearler  

[bertiecbx550]

get a tom tom one...they bounce even better....

[Entwood]

Did it bounce well ?? or were you not watching ..    

I didn't see it bounce, but i heard it clatter on the road, which felt quite good   .
My mate was next to me at the time & the look on his face was a pearler  

So the thread title should really be....

"Anyone want a free sat nav, some self assembly required" .....  

[adsomega]

get a tom tom one...they bounce even better....

i agree mine bounced nicely on the A20