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jamie caragher / shite comentator
« on: 11 June 2012, 23:20:07 »
Why is it that all male scousers have voices 2 octaves higher then the women ? :D :D :D
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #1 on: 11 June 2012, 23:23:11 »
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 11 June 2012, 23:20:07
Why is it that all male scousers have voices 2 octaves higher then the women ? :D :D :D

Was just thinking that myself, sounds just like the scousers off Harry Enfield  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #2 on: 11 June 2012, 23:24:05 »
Even Mrs G said.."...is he real" ;D

Dedoodat down dare don't dee, yes deedoo... ;D
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #3 on: 11 June 2012, 23:25:29 »
Why do seagulls have wing's











so they can beat the scousers to the recycling centre tip ;D ;D ;D
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #4 on: 12 June 2012, 07:38:12 »
Quote from: Philbutt on 11 June 2012, 23:25:29
Why do seagulls have wing's


so they can beat the scousers to the recycling centre tip ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #5 on: 12 June 2012, 08:08:37 »
I thought it was Lee Bent ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #6 on: 12 June 2012, 08:19:38 »
Much as I could take offence at this thread I can't frigging stand Carragher, crap footballer and even worse commentator
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #7 on: 12 June 2012, 09:53:47 »
Quote from: omegod on 12 June 2012, 08:19:38
Much as I could take offence at this thread I can't frigging stand Carragher, crap footballer and even worse commentator


Calm down

Calm down    ;D ;D ;D
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #8 on: 12 June 2012, 10:32:19 »
Stevie G always makes me laugh as he punctuates every sentence with 'erm'...  ;D   

Q: How do feel it went Steve?

A: Well...erm I think we played well...erm... We were dangerous at times...erm... but as usual... erm... we lost possession too easily.... erm and lost territory in the midfield... erm.. so we.... erm... defended too deeply.... erm... and Nasri punished us.... erm... but we have to take the positives..eeerrrrrrrmmmm.....  ::) ::) ::)  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #9 on: 12 June 2012, 17:25:36 »
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 11 June 2012, 23:20:07
Why is it that all male scousers have voices 2 octaves higher then the women ? :D :D :D

He may be rubbish at it, but I'll bet he can spell it.
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #10 on: 12 June 2012, 17:38:50 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 12 June 2012, 17:25:36
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 11 June 2012, 23:20:07
Why is it that all male scousers have voices 2 octaves higher then the women ? :D :D :D

He may be rubbish at it, but I'll bet he can spell it.



 :P  ;D ;D
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #11 on: 12 June 2012, 18:02:27 »
Maybe I shouldnt say this out loud,but to me the scouse accent is the second worst sound on planet earth.The first being the French language. I have an overwhelming desire to rip my eyelids off and scrunch them into earplugs when I hear either. :-[
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #12 on: 12 June 2012, 19:13:25 »
Quote from: Albs on 12 June 2012, 18:02:27
Maybe I shouldnt say this out loud,but to me the scouse accent is the second worst sound on planet earth.The first being the French language. I have an overwhelming desire to rip my eyelids off and scrunch them into earplugs when I hear either. :-[


Please don't let us deter you Albs. :y
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #13 on: 12 June 2012, 20:16:15 »
Its that kernob Alan Hanson i can't stand with his feminine eyes and boring personality. if he's on i switch off
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Re: jamie caragher / shite comentator
« Reply #14 on: 12 June 2012, 20:20:31 »
Quote from: Albs on 12 June 2012, 18:02:27
Maybe I shouldnt say this out loud,but to me the scouse accent is the second worst sound on planet earth.The first being the French language. I have an overwhelming desire to rip my eyelids off and scrunch them into earplugs when I hear either. :-[

Got a couple of rusty spoons here Albs, I could pop down and give you a hand getting those eyeballs out ;) :) ;D
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